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[MAN] Dateline: Hollywood.

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The porn stars have aligned
in the sky tonight

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as the best sexual athletes
in the world gather

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to learn who dirtied their knees

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in the best adult film this year

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at the Adult Video News
nomination event.

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But what really goes on
at these events?

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Penises.

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So much penis sucking.

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[MAN] Not so fast there, Kissa.

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They only give awards

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for that sex act
to take place on camera.

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Oh, look!

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It's the Meryl Streep of anal,
Adriana Chechik.

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Looking good.

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Now let's check in

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with our backstage
correspondent,

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Britney Amber.

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Britney, what say you?

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Welcome to
the AVN Nomination Party,

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where, in just
a couple hours from now,

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right here
on the stage behind me,

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we will announce
all of the nominees

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for the 2019 AVN Awards.

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The results are in!

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And the nominees are...

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The nominees are...

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[BRITNEY] "But how does one

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get nominated or even win?"
you ask.

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[MAN] Let's hear
from some of our

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distinguished industry
attendees on the matter.

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This is, like,
my first year of this,

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and I have no idea.

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I have no fucking idea.

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I have no fucking idea.

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Everybody knows
AVN picks the winners

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straight out of a hat.

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Who knows?
[LAUGHING] I don't know!

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I feel like they watch them.

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They have to watch 'em, right?
Like...[LAUGHING]

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I have no idea.

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Flip a coin.

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I wanna know.
What do I need to do?

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It's an incredibly
important process,

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and...[LAUGHS]

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- [BUZZER BLARES]
- [BRITNEY] Well,

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allow me to clear up
all of the misconception

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and settle all of the rumors.

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♪ Rousing music ♪

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It's fucking fake.

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The road to the winner's circle
happens

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in just four easy steps.

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♪ Light music ♪

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Step one: for your consideration.

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In September,

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everyone in the industry
submits their content

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to the AVN offices for review
and consideration

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in over 100
different categories.

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At this stage,

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each of the awards could have
over 50 potential nominees.

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<i>♪ ♪</i>

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Step two: pre-nomination.

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In October, a secret,
closed-door session

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is conducted at the AVN offices

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every day for an entire month.

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In these sessions,

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ten of the world's
best porn watchers will review,

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argue, and eventually agree upon

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a maximum of 15
official nominees

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per category.

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<i>♪ ♪</i>

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The official nominees
are then announced to the world

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at a nomination party
held in November.

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<i>♪ ♪</i>

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Step three: voting.

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After tonight,

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30 anonymous voters
from all over the country

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are sent DVDs
of all of the nominees

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to... review.

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[DING]

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The voters then rank the
nominees in each category

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by assigning them
a numerical value

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from 1 to 15

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via an online
secure voting system.

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Once all of the votes are in,

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a computer then tallies up
all of the votes

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to reveal the winners.

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And that brings us
to our final step:

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the results.

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<i>♪ ♪</i>

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Only a couple of trusted people

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are privy to the results.

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Sealed envelopes
with the winners' names

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are kept in a vault
at the AVN headquarters

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until they are securely
delivered to Las Vegas,

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where the winners
are announced onstage

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at the AVN Show every January.

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<i>♪ ♪</i>

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And that's it.

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That's how you win an AVN Award.

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So the next time
someone tries to tell you

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that your dick-sucking award
is fake,

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tell them, "No, it isn't!"

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[man] Well said there, Britney!

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Now let's start the main event,

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the 2019 AVN Awards Show!

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Cue the opening credits now.

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♪ Glitchy electronic music ♪

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[MAN] Nine, eight...

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- [CROWD] Eight, seven...
- [MAN] ...six...

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- [CROWD] ...five, four...
- [DIGITIZED VOICE] Five,

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four, three, two, one.

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♪ Building electronic music ♪

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<i>♪ ♪</i>

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[DISTORTED SINGING]

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<i>♪ ♪</i>

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♪ heavy dubstep music ♪

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♪ funky beats ♪

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♪ Make it louder ♪

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♪ chill electronic music ♪

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[DISTORTED SINGING]

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<i>♪ ♪</i>

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♪ Make it louder ♪

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♪ dramatic bass ♪

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[ELECTRONIC WHOOSH]

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Hi. I'm Charlotte Stokely.

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Welcome to the 2019 AVN Awards
Red Carpet.

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Let's go touch some tits.

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♪ Exciting electronic music ♪

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- [CHARLOTTE] Look who I found.
- [ROMI GASPS] Oh, my God!

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It's 2019 AVN Awards
cohost Romi Rain!

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I'm so excited.

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It's the first time ever

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that there's been
an all-female lineup,

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the first time

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there's ever, ever been
a female performer,

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and that female performer
is Cardi fucking B, you guys.

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<i>♪ ♪</i>

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[CHARLOTTE] Are you nominated
for anything tonight?

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- Yes.
- Tell us.

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I'm nominated for
Female Performer of the Year.

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He's nominated for
Male Performer of the Year.

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- Male Performer of the Year?
- Bling-bling.

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Girl, you get to go home

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with a winning dick
tonight, maybe.

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When you win, if you hear a girl

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squirt all over the floor,

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that was me.

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All right, I'll be looking out

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for the liquid
that I might slip in.

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[CHARLOTTE] Are you nominated
for anything tonight?

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Yeah, all kinds of stuff,

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including Performer of the Year,

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which I'm most excited about.

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How about you?

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I'm nominated,

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but I'm just here
to support her.

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- [WOMEN ] Aww.
- [LAUGHS]

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<i>♪ ♪</i>

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I'm here on the red carpet
with Whitney Wright,

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who is never wrong,
if you know what I'm saying.

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I love it.
It's perfect.

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She's also really good
at winking.

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Ooh.

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Can you make your butthole wink?

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Oh, I can...

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A lot better
than I can make my eyes wink.

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Nice.

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♪ Smooth percussion ♪

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<i>♪ ♪</i>

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What do they have?
It's a bar.

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[BARTENDER] Hey, I pour 'em
like I drink 'em.

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- [CHRISTIANA LAUGHS]
- [BARTENDER] Here it is.

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- [EXCITED CHATTER]
- [CHRISTIANA] Oh, hell no.

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Hey. How are you?

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Look who it is!
Look who it is.

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- Do you like it?
- I like it.

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Are you trying to upskirt?

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Okay, well,
all you have to do is ask.

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[LAUGHTER]

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Hey, AVN! [BABBLES]

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[CHRISTIANA] Wow.
Every year, you outdo yourself.

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This is my date.
Can you imagine?

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That's your date?

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He doesn't really talk much.

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You know, he just likes to look.
He's a voyeur.

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You're pretty.

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Stop it.
You're gonna make me blush.

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- Sorry.
- I mean, I already am.

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It's caked on my face,
but...[LAUGHS]

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It's not going anywhere.

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If I didn't have lipstick on,

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I'd bury my face in your chest.

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- Um, you can bury...
- We've never had sex, have we?

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Just do it. Just do it.
Just do it, Charlotte.

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- How?
- So, like,

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we should probably have sex.

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- I would love that.
- [SETH] Yeah, you...

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I would love to watch that.

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You have to sit in the corner.

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That's fine.

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I'm not wearing any panties.

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- Nobody is!
- Nobody is.

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That's how you know
it's gonna be a good night.

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Reach up there. Make yourself...
Make yourself at home.

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She is definitely
not wearing any panties.

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Check my oil. [LAUGHS]

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♪ groovy music ♪

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- Yeah?
- Stop it!

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I'm not wearing any panties,

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and you're gonna make it
drip down my leg.

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I don't wear panties either.

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Oh. [LAUGHS]

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- [LAUGHS]
- My, my.

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<i>♪ ♪</i>

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What's your favorite thing
about being in porn?

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I could lie and say
something about art,

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but I just like sex and money
in that order.

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Sex and money, bitches.

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You heard it from Derrick Pierce

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on the red carpet.

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How does it feel

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to be cohosting
the 2019 AVN Awards?

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I am so excited.

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Oh, my God.

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And the fact that
I get to host with Romi

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is just such an honor.

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Can I feel your dress?

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- Yes!
- I wanna...

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I wanna especially touch
this part right... uh, right here.

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- You have consent to touch me.
- Oh!

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Ah! [LAUGHS]

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<i>♪ ♪</i>

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[CHARLOTTE]
Thanks for watching.

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I gotta go find my seat
on the inside

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because Cardi B's
about to go onstage!

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[DJ]
Ladies and gentlemen...

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[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

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Welcome to the biggest night

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for adult entertainment
in the world,

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the 2019 AVN Awards!

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On your feet!
Make some noise for Cardi B!

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♪ This for all my nasty hos ♪

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- Let's go, let's go!
- ♪ From across the globe ♪

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♪ Ooh-whee ♪

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♪ This goes
for all my nasty hos ♪

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Hands up!

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♪ From across the globe ♪

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♪ Now, I said
luxury apartments ♪

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♪ I'm young
and I'm heartless ♪

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♪ There's a bitch
that ain't my bitch ♪

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♪ Then that bitch
is a target ♪

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♪ Lawyer is a Jew ♪

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♪ He gon' chew up
all the charges ♪

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♪ Don't matter
if you fuck with me ♪

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♪ I get money regardless ♪

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♪ That guap, guap,
get some chicken ♪

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♪ Guap, guap, get some bread ♪

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♪ Guap, guap,
get some chicken ♪

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00:08:52,291 --> 00:08:53,417
♪ Guap, guap,
get some bread ♪

261
00:08:53,500 --> 00:08:54,667
♪ Bitch, you pressed ♪

262
00:08:54,750 --> 00:08:56,375
♪ You can flex ♪

263
00:08:56,458 --> 00:08:59,125
♪ Get some money, ho,
tell me, why you stressed ♪

264
00:08:59,208 --> 00:09:02,000
♪ Now, I said hos down,
Gs up ♪

265
00:09:02,083 --> 00:09:04,417
♪ You know how I'm rockin',
but my watch is freezed up ♪

266
00:09:04,500 --> 00:09:05,917
- Ice!
- ♪ I can't wait ♪

267
00:09:06,000 --> 00:09:07,667
♪ Until they drop
that Lamborghini truck ♪

268
00:09:07,750 --> 00:09:08,917
♪ I'm careful
where they park it ♪

269
00:09:09,000 --> 00:09:10,625
♪ Hos will have it keyed up ♪

270
00:09:10,709 --> 00:09:12,375
♪ Them bitches
getting beat up ♪

271
00:09:12,458 --> 00:09:13,417
♪ Slim waist, ass fat ♪

272
00:09:13,500 --> 00:09:15,083
♪ My shit is caked up ♪

273
00:09:15,166 --> 00:09:18,000
♪ My bad bitch at the bake
without no makeup ♪

274
00:09:18,083 --> 00:09:19,583
♪ The collard greens,
corn bread ♪

275
00:09:19,667 --> 00:09:21,291
♪ Neck bone, back fat ♪

276
00:09:21,375 --> 00:09:22,917
♪ Get it from my mama ♪

277
00:09:23,000 --> 00:09:24,625
♪ And you don't know
where your daddy at ♪

278
00:09:24,709 --> 00:09:26,125
♪ Knick-knack,
paddywhack ♪

279
00:09:26,208 --> 00:09:27,875
♪ Give a dog a bone ♪

280
00:09:27,959 --> 00:09:30,834
♪ Put it on him,
make a nigga never come home ♪

281
00:09:30,917 --> 00:09:32,792
♪ Flex like a 'roid,
I'm a ten, she a 'droid ♪

282
00:09:32,875 --> 00:09:33,875
♪ Stupid ho ♪

283
00:09:33,959 --> 00:09:34,917
♪ Unimportant ♪

284
00:09:35,000 --> 00:09:36,583
♪ Unattractive, unemployed ♪

285
00:09:36,667 --> 00:09:38,250
♪ Get some guap, guap,
get some chicken ♪

286
00:09:38,333 --> 00:09:39,709
♪ Guap, guap,
get some bread ♪

287
00:09:39,792 --> 00:09:41,083
♪ Guap, guap,
get some chicken ♪

288
00:09:41,166 --> 00:09:42,583
♪ Guap, guap,
get some bread ♪

289
00:09:42,667 --> 00:09:44,125
♪ Bitch, you pressed ♪

290
00:09:44,208 --> 00:09:45,333
♪ You can flex ♪

291
00:09:45,417 --> 00:09:46,625
♪ Get some money, ho ♪

292
00:09:46,709 --> 00:09:48,208
♪ Tell me, why you stressed ♪

293
00:09:48,291 --> 00:09:49,291
[DJ] All right!

294
00:09:49,375 --> 00:09:50,583
♪ I need that cheese, shorty ♪

295
00:09:50,667 --> 00:09:52,208
♪ Show me where it's at ♪

296
00:09:52,291 --> 00:09:53,417
- ♪ Boy, please, whatever ♪
- ♪ You play with me ♪

297
00:09:53,500 --> 00:09:55,041
♪ I might pop up
where you at ♪

298
00:09:55,125 --> 00:09:56,417
- ♪ Boy, please, whatever ♪
- ♪ You make believe ♪

299
00:09:56,500 --> 00:09:58,333
♪ Now, with me,
it's only facts ♪

300
00:09:58,417 --> 00:09:59,750
- ♪ Boy, please, whatever ♪
- ♪ Expensive weave ♪

301
00:09:59,834 --> 00:10:01,041
♪ And my checks
is worth some racks ♪

302
00:10:01,125 --> 00:10:01,959
Whoo!

303
00:10:02,041 --> 00:10:03,166
Make some noise for Cardi B!

304
00:10:03,250 --> 00:10:05,667
What's up, sexy bitches?

305
00:10:05,750 --> 00:10:06,875
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

306
00:10:06,959 --> 00:10:08,792
♪ 4hunnid! ♪

307
00:10:08,875 --> 00:10:10,166
♪ Mustard on that beat, ho ♪

308
00:10:10,250 --> 00:10:11,917
♪ That ass, that ass,
that ass ♪

309
00:10:12,000 --> 00:10:13,291
- [DJ] Shake it! Shake it!
- ♪ That ass, that ass ♪

310
00:10:13,375 --> 00:10:14,417
- [DJ] Shake it!
- ♪ That ass, oh, that ass ♪

311
00:10:14,500 --> 00:10:15,917
♪ That ass, that ass ♪

312
00:10:16,000 --> 00:10:19,083
♪ She bad, she bad,
she bad, she bad ♪

313
00:10:19,166 --> 00:10:20,834
- Hey! Hey!
- ♪ She bad, she bad ♪

314
00:10:20,917 --> 00:10:22,834
- Hey! Hey!
- ♪ Gucci bag, Gucci bag ♪

315
00:10:22,917 --> 00:10:24,542
- ♪ Gucci bag, Gucci bag ♪
- Hey! Oh, y'all look good.

316
00:10:24,625 --> 00:10:25,709
- [LAUGHS]
- ♪ Fendi bag, Prada bag ♪

317
00:10:25,792 --> 00:10:27,458
- [DJ] Hands up, AVN!
- I know you.

318
00:10:27,542 --> 00:10:29,000
♪ Gucci bag, Birkin bag ♪

319
00:10:29,083 --> 00:10:30,875
♪ She in the bag,
she drip, she swag ♪

320
00:10:30,959 --> 00:10:32,667
♪ Never mad, she glad ♪

321
00:10:32,750 --> 00:10:34,208
♪ Louis bag, she in the bag ♪

322
00:10:34,291 --> 00:10:35,792
♪ Look, Mama needs
some mill money ♪

323
00:10:35,875 --> 00:10:37,458
♪ Prada bag and hell money ♪

324
00:10:37,542 --> 00:10:38,792
♪ See my ex,
he still love me ♪

325
00:10:38,875 --> 00:10:40,458
♪ You a nigga gonna
kill for me ♪

326
00:10:40,542 --> 00:10:41,875
♪ All my chains got
diamonds in it ♪

327
00:10:41,959 --> 00:10:43,375
♪ My account's
got commas in it ♪

328
00:10:43,458 --> 00:10:44,834
♪ Damn, daddy,
you fine as fuck ♪

329
00:10:44,917 --> 00:10:46,333
♪ Hope your wallet
got condoms in it ♪

330
00:10:46,417 --> 00:10:47,542
♪ I'm up, she mad ♪

331
00:10:47,625 --> 00:10:49,041
♪ I'm first, she last ♪

332
00:10:49,125 --> 00:10:50,583
♪ Rob who, take what ♪

333
00:10:50,667 --> 00:10:52,250
♪ Click-clack, ski mask ♪

334
00:10:52,333 --> 00:10:53,458
♪ I'm a boss in a skirt ♪

335
00:10:53,542 --> 00:10:55,000
♪ I'm a dog, I'm a flirt ♪

336
00:10:55,083 --> 00:10:56,500
♪ Write a verse
while I twerk ♪

337
00:10:56,583 --> 00:10:57,959
♪ I wear Off-White
at church ♪

338
00:10:58,041 --> 00:10:59,458
♪ Probably make
the preacher sweat ♪

339
00:10:59,542 --> 00:11:00,917
♪ Read the Bible, Jesus wept ♪

340
00:11:01,000 --> 00:11:02,500
♪ Bitch said that
she gon' try me ♪

341
00:11:02,583 --> 00:11:04,000
♪ How come
I ain't seen it yet ♪

342
00:11:04,083 --> 00:11:07,041
♪ Give it to him so good
that his eyes roll back ♪

343
00:11:07,125 --> 00:11:08,583
♪ Shorty said it's all hers ♪

344
00:11:08,667 --> 00:11:10,041
♪ Then why her thighs
don't match? ♪

345
00:11:10,125 --> 00:11:11,709
- Huh?
- ♪ Dat ass, dat ass ♪

346
00:11:11,792 --> 00:11:14,000
- ♪ Dat ass, dat ass ♪
- [DJ] Shake it! Shake it!

347
00:11:14,083 --> 00:11:15,125
♪ Dat ass, dat ass ♪

348
00:11:15,208 --> 00:11:17,834
Sexy ladies!

349
00:11:17,917 --> 00:11:19,291
♪ She bad, she bad,
she bad, she bad ♪

350
00:11:19,375 --> 00:11:22,083
♪ She bad, she bad, she bad,
she bad ♪

351
00:11:22,166 --> 00:11:23,625
♪ Weave long, pussy bald ♪

352
00:11:23,709 --> 00:11:25,000
♪ Suck his dick
through his drawers ♪

353
00:11:25,083 --> 00:11:26,291
♪ Lick the balls
just because ♪

354
00:11:26,375 --> 00:11:28,125
♪ Little bitch, I evolved ♪

355
00:11:28,208 --> 00:11:31,291
♪ I'm a monster,
mouth open wide like opera ♪

356
00:11:31,375 --> 00:11:34,041
♪ Face down, ass up,
I got perfect posture ♪

357
00:11:34,125 --> 00:11:35,917
- ♪ It's lit like a lamp ♪
- ♪ Yuh ♪

358
00:11:36,000 --> 00:11:37,166
- ♪ Lick you like a stamp ♪
- ♪ Yuh ♪

359
00:11:37,250 --> 00:11:38,625
- ♪ Beat this pussy up ♪
- ♪ Yuh ♪

360
00:11:38,709 --> 00:11:40,208
- ♪ I take it like a champ ♪
- [DJ] Whoo!

361
00:11:40,291 --> 00:11:42,792
♪ Balenciaga mama,
know you heard about her ♪

362
00:11:42,875 --> 00:11:44,875
- [DJ] What?
- ♪ Spoil me in Prada ♪

363
00:11:44,959 --> 00:11:46,291
- ♪ I'm worth every dollar ♪
- [DJ] Let's go!

364
00:11:46,375 --> 00:11:47,583
♪ The one you made,
you can keep 'em ♪

365
00:11:47,667 --> 00:11:49,000
♪ I need Chrissy Teigen ♪

366
00:11:49,083 --> 00:11:50,792
♪ Know a bad bitch
when I see one ♪

367
00:11:50,875 --> 00:11:52,125
♪ Tell RiRi
I need a threesome ♪

368
00:11:52,208 --> 00:11:53,709
♪ I'm his favorite type
of chick ♪

369
00:11:53,792 --> 00:11:55,417
♪ Bougie, bad, and thick ♪

370
00:11:55,500 --> 00:11:57,834
♪ I can buy designer,
but this Fashion Nova fit ♪

371
00:11:57,917 --> 00:11:59,333
- ♪ All that ♪
- ♪ That ass, that ass ♪

372
00:11:59,417 --> 00:12:00,875
- ♪ That ass, that ass ♪
- [DJ] Shake it!

373
00:12:00,959 --> 00:12:02,834
♪ That ass, that ass ♪

374
00:12:02,917 --> 00:12:04,250
- [DJ] Shake it!
- ♪ That ass, that ass ♪

375
00:12:04,333 --> 00:12:06,834
♪ She bad, she bad,
she bad, she bad ♪

376
00:12:06,917 --> 00:12:08,625
♪ She bad, she bad ♪

377
00:12:08,709 --> 00:12:10,208
♪ She bad,
she bad ♪

378
00:12:10,291 --> 00:12:13,417
AVN, make some noise
for Cardi B!

379
00:12:13,500 --> 00:12:15,583
AVN!

380
00:12:15,667 --> 00:12:18,041
I'm so excited for these awards.

381
00:12:18,125 --> 00:12:20,333
[LAUGHS] More than the Grammys.
I don't know why.

382
00:12:20,417 --> 00:12:22,417
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

383
00:12:22,500 --> 00:12:24,250
Thank you!

384
00:12:35,959 --> 00:12:38,875
- [LAUGHTER]
- ♪ pleasant music ♪

385
00:12:38,959 --> 00:12:41,208
<i>♪ ♪</i>

386
00:12:41,291 --> 00:12:43,166
[ROMI] And then she says to him,

387
00:12:43,250 --> 00:12:45,709
"If that's all you're serving
down in those pants,

388
00:12:45,792 --> 00:12:48,417
then I might as well have hired
the whole tennis team!"

389
00:12:48,500 --> 00:12:50,500
[LAUGHTER]

390
00:12:50,583 --> 00:12:51,291
[WOMAN] Oh, my God,
that's just too crazy.

391
00:12:51,375 --> 00:12:52,709
[BAILEY] My turn.

392
00:12:52,792 --> 00:12:55,291
Why did the scarecrow
win an award?

393
00:12:55,375 --> 00:12:56,917
Why?

394
00:12:57,000 --> 00:12:59,458
Because he was outstanding
in his field!

395
00:12:59,542 --> 00:13:00,458
[ALL HOWLING WITH LAUGHTER]

396
00:13:00,542 --> 00:13:02,208
[ROMI] Oh, my gosh!

397
00:13:02,291 --> 00:13:03,417
It was really good, right?

398
00:13:03,500 --> 00:13:04,750
- [ROMI] Yes!
- Okay, our turn.

399
00:13:04,834 --> 00:13:06,458
Yes, one from the trophy girls.

400
00:13:06,542 --> 00:13:08,667
Why couldn't the bicycle
stand up on its own?

401
00:13:08,750 --> 00:13:09,542
[BOTH] Why?

402
00:13:09,625 --> 00:13:11,083
It was two-tired.

403
00:13:11,166 --> 00:13:13,250
[LAUGHTER]

404
00:13:13,333 --> 00:13:16,208
<i>♪ ♪</i>

405
00:13:16,291 --> 00:13:19,208
One from the AVN Red Carpet
and the Backstage Insider.

406
00:13:19,291 --> 00:13:20,500
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

407
00:13:20,583 --> 00:13:22,333
Okay, so how does
a penguin build its house?

408
00:13:22,417 --> 00:13:23,375
[WOMAN] How?

409
00:13:23,458 --> 00:13:24,625
It glues it together!

410
00:13:24,709 --> 00:13:28,667
[ALL LAUGHING AND CHATTERING]

411
00:13:32,625 --> 00:13:34,291
Now Esther.

412
00:13:34,375 --> 00:13:37,458
We wanna hear a joke from you.

413
00:13:37,542 --> 00:13:39,041
- I don't know any jokes.
- [MUSIC STOPS]

414
00:13:39,125 --> 00:13:41,458
But you're the comedy host.

415
00:13:41,542 --> 00:13:43,250
Funny, right? [LAUGHS]

416
00:13:43,333 --> 00:13:44,583
[LAUGHS STIFFLY]

417
00:13:44,667 --> 00:13:47,125
Well, there's gotta be
something you can do.

418
00:13:47,208 --> 00:13:49,083
Yeah, it can be
anything you wanna do.

419
00:13:49,166 --> 00:13:50,166
Great!

420
00:13:50,250 --> 00:13:51,542
'Cause what I really wanna do

421
00:13:51,625 --> 00:13:53,250
is be like you girls.

422
00:13:53,333 --> 00:13:55,834
- [BAILEY GASPS SOFTLY]
- [ALL] Aww!

423
00:13:55,917 --> 00:13:59,125
♪ Simple ukulele music ♪

424
00:13:59,208 --> 00:14:02,834
♪ I really want to be
like you girls ♪

425
00:14:02,917 --> 00:14:07,125
♪ I want to be just like you ♪

426
00:14:07,208 --> 00:14:10,917
♪ Bailey Rayne,
Romi Rain ♪

427
00:14:11,000 --> 00:14:14,250
♪ They're such
wet and wild girls ♪

428
00:14:14,333 --> 00:14:16,166
♪ Named the same ♪

429
00:14:16,250 --> 00:14:17,834
♪ That's insane! ♪

430
00:14:17,917 --> 00:14:21,834
♪ Wasn't even planned ♪

431
00:14:21,917 --> 00:14:25,542
♪ I really want to be
like you girls ♪

432
00:14:25,625 --> 00:14:29,083
♪ I want to be just like you ♪

433
00:14:29,166 --> 00:14:32,625
♪ And hello to backstage ♪

434
00:14:32,709 --> 00:14:36,583
♪ Red carpet girls ♪

435
00:14:36,667 --> 00:14:38,250
♪ They talk and talk ♪

436
00:14:38,333 --> 00:14:40,417
♪ For-e-ver... ♪

437
00:14:40,500 --> 00:14:42,458
♪ More ♪

438
00:14:42,542 --> 00:14:44,583
<i>♪ ♪</i>

439
00:14:44,667 --> 00:14:46,041
♪ Trophy girls ♪

440
00:14:46,125 --> 00:14:47,917
♪ They're so sweet ♪

441
00:14:48,000 --> 00:14:51,542
♪ And they're always
new girls ♪

442
00:14:51,625 --> 00:14:53,125
♪ Bathing suits ♪

443
00:14:53,208 --> 00:14:55,000
Really cute!

444
00:14:55,083 --> 00:14:58,667
♪ They are my good friends ♪

445
00:14:58,750 --> 00:15:00,709
[ECHOING] That's why...

446
00:15:00,792 --> 00:15:02,458
♪ pumping electronic music ♪

447
00:15:02,542 --> 00:15:04,917
♪ Like this ♪

448
00:15:05,000 --> 00:15:06,959
[ESTHER]
♪ I really want to be ♪

449
00:15:07,041 --> 00:15:09,166
[DISTORTED]
♪ Like you girls ♪

450
00:15:09,250 --> 00:15:10,041
♪ All wet ♪

451
00:15:10,125 --> 00:15:11,625
♪ Wish I could be just ♪

452
00:15:11,709 --> 00:15:13,500
- ♪ Like you girls ♪
- ♪ W-w-wet ♪

453
00:15:13,583 --> 00:15:15,291
♪ W-w-w-wet, wild girls ♪

454
00:15:15,375 --> 00:15:18,834
<i>♪ ♪</i>

455
00:15:18,917 --> 00:15:20,542
♪ I want to be just like ♪

456
00:15:20,625 --> 00:15:22,083
[MUSIC DIES DOWN]

457
00:15:22,166 --> 00:15:23,000
[MUSIC STARTS UP]

458
00:15:23,083 --> 00:15:25,583
♪ You ♪

459
00:15:25,667 --> 00:15:26,750
[AIR HORN BLARES]

460
00:15:26,834 --> 00:15:28,000
[MUSIC FADES]

461
00:15:30,417 --> 00:15:31,542
[LAUGHS]

462
00:15:35,542 --> 00:15:38,750
Oh, have you guys heard the one
about the piece of paper?

463
00:15:38,834 --> 00:15:41,667
Never mind. It's terrible.

464
00:15:41,750 --> 00:15:44,750
[LAUGHTER]

465
00:15:44,834 --> 00:15:46,667
[ROMI] Oh, my God!

466
00:15:46,750 --> 00:15:48,709
[FEMALE ANNOUNCER] And now,
please welcome the girl

467
00:15:48,792 --> 00:15:50,625
that really wants
to be like you:

468
00:15:50,709 --> 00:15:52,083
Esther Ku!

469
00:15:52,166 --> 00:15:54,208
♪ Electronic music ♪

470
00:15:54,291 --> 00:15:55,166
[ESTHER] Hello!

471
00:15:55,250 --> 00:15:57,125
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

472
00:15:57,208 --> 00:16:00,417
I think what all of you do
is so amazing.

473
00:16:00,500 --> 00:16:04,083
I'm such a prude, I don't even
have my ears pierced.

474
00:16:04,166 --> 00:16:05,667
The only reason
I have sex, really,

475
00:16:05,750 --> 00:16:07,041
is so that I have
something to think about

476
00:16:07,125 --> 00:16:08,458
when I masturbate.

477
00:16:08,542 --> 00:16:10,000
[LAUGHTER]

478
00:16:10,083 --> 00:16:12,000
I grew up in a crazy
conservative church too.

479
00:16:12,083 --> 00:16:12,959
They always told me... they said,

480
00:16:13,041 --> 00:16:14,291
"If you ever play with yourself,

481
00:16:14,375 --> 00:16:17,166
your dead relatives
in heaven can see you."

482
00:16:17,250 --> 00:16:18,917
So the first time
I ever had an orgasm,

483
00:16:19,000 --> 00:16:22,792
my only thought was,
"Hi, Grandma!"

484
00:16:22,875 --> 00:16:25,125
But my relatives are perverts.
They tell me what to do.

485
00:16:25,208 --> 00:16:28,000
They're like,
"Yeah, go faster!" [TITTERS]

486
00:16:28,083 --> 00:16:29,625
They're like...

487
00:16:29,709 --> 00:16:31,375
[WITH KOREAN ACCENT] "You try
counterclockwise this time.

488
00:16:31,458 --> 00:16:33,000
Yay!"

489
00:16:34,500 --> 00:16:36,166
You guys are getting
awards tonight.

490
00:16:36,250 --> 00:16:39,417
There's an award
for Best Oral Sex Scene.

491
00:16:39,500 --> 00:16:41,750
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

492
00:16:41,834 --> 00:16:43,083
And the writers

493
00:16:43,166 --> 00:16:45,125
at the AVN office
decide who wins,

494
00:16:45,208 --> 00:16:48,000
but I feel like it should be
the guys getting the blow jobs

495
00:16:48,083 --> 00:16:50,500
who decide who gives
the best blow job, right?

496
00:16:50,583 --> 00:16:53,750
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

497
00:16:54,792 --> 00:16:58,333
I mean, that's how it worked
in my high school.

498
00:16:58,417 --> 00:17:00,041
I didn't even have a dick,
but everybody knew

499
00:17:00,125 --> 00:17:02,750
Katie Morgan
gave the best blow jobs.

500
00:17:02,834 --> 00:17:04,917
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

501
00:17:05,000 --> 00:17:07,083
My boyfriend thinks
he could do porn.

502
00:17:07,166 --> 00:17:08,291
We'll be watching porn;
he'll be like,

503
00:17:08,375 --> 00:17:09,500
"I could do that.

504
00:17:09,583 --> 00:17:12,250
He's not that big.
It's all camera angles."

505
00:17:12,333 --> 00:17:14,875
I'm like, "If your dick fits
anywhere inside me,

506
00:17:14,959 --> 00:17:16,000
you can't do porn."

507
00:17:16,083 --> 00:17:19,000
[LAUGHTER]

508
00:17:19,083 --> 00:17:21,583
I got an invention
for you ladies.

509
00:17:21,667 --> 00:17:24,750
Are you sick of getting UTIs
'cause your partner's an idiot

510
00:17:24,834 --> 00:17:27,834
and he fingers your front door
after fingering your back door?

511
00:17:27,917 --> 00:17:30,041
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

512
00:17:30,125 --> 00:17:33,500
Well, have I got
a solution for you!

513
00:17:33,583 --> 00:17:36,291
Introducing the new
Rings of Desire:

514
00:17:36,375 --> 00:17:39,709
a pack of five brown
and five pink rings

515
00:17:39,792 --> 00:17:43,792
so he can keep track
of which hole he's fingering!

516
00:17:43,875 --> 00:17:46,625
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

517
00:17:46,709 --> 00:17:49,000
Never get a UTI again.

518
00:17:49,083 --> 00:17:51,000
I'm looking for
a million-dollar investment

519
00:17:51,083 --> 00:17:52,250
for two percent of the company.

520
00:17:52,333 --> 00:17:54,500
Who's in?

521
00:17:54,583 --> 00:17:57,041
The profit margin is 99 percent

522
00:17:57,125 --> 00:17:59,125
because it's just rubber bands.

523
00:18:01,000 --> 00:18:04,250
I can't do drunk guys anymore.
They talk too much in bed.

524
00:18:04,333 --> 00:18:05,792
You know, I was hooking up
with this drunk guy.

525
00:18:05,875 --> 00:18:07,417
He kept telling me... he's like,
"Your skin is so soft,

526
00:18:07,500 --> 00:18:09,625
it's like a baby seal."

527
00:18:09,709 --> 00:18:11,125
I was like, "How many
baby seals have you been with?

528
00:18:11,208 --> 00:18:12,959
That's ridiculous."

529
00:18:13,041 --> 00:18:14,041
And that's the last thing
I remember

530
00:18:14,125 --> 00:18:15,709
before he clubbed me
over the head.

531
00:18:15,792 --> 00:18:16,959
Shit.

532
00:18:18,875 --> 00:18:21,333
I got long nipples.

533
00:18:21,417 --> 00:18:22,583
Anybody else?

534
00:18:22,667 --> 00:18:24,333
Where my ethnic girls at?

535
00:18:24,417 --> 00:18:26,250
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

536
00:18:26,333 --> 00:18:28,083
My nipples are so long,
when I look down,

537
00:18:28,166 --> 00:18:30,291
I'm missing two toes.

538
00:18:32,417 --> 00:18:34,208
A lot of girls,
they got the pink sticker.

539
00:18:34,291 --> 00:18:36,375
It looks like somebody played
Whac-a-Mole with your titty,

540
00:18:36,458 --> 00:18:38,792
like, 80 percent underground.

541
00:18:40,041 --> 00:18:42,000
A lot of you guys
have big tit, little nip.

542
00:18:42,083 --> 00:18:45,291
I got the big nip, little tit.
Follow me on Instagram.

543
00:18:48,000 --> 00:18:51,291
I love playing pranks on guys.

544
00:18:51,375 --> 00:18:53,333
I'll have a one-night stand
on my period.

545
00:18:55,208 --> 00:18:56,500
And he'll be like,

546
00:18:56,583 --> 00:18:57,625
"Why didn't you tell me
you were on the rag?"

547
00:18:57,709 --> 00:18:58,750
And I'm like, "I'm not."

548
00:18:58,834 --> 00:18:59,959
I'm like,
"This is my first time!

549
00:19:00,041 --> 00:19:01,834
Yay!"

550
00:19:04,583 --> 00:19:05,750
Well, thank you guys so much

551
00:19:05,834 --> 00:19:08,750
for inviting me
to your family reunion.

552
00:19:08,834 --> 00:19:12,166
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

553
00:19:12,250 --> 00:19:14,875
And now
please welcome to the stage

554
00:19:14,959 --> 00:19:18,083
Bailey Rayne and Romi Rain.

555
00:19:18,166 --> 00:19:20,834
♪ Bumping electronic beats ♪

556
00:19:20,917 --> 00:19:26,000
<i>♪ ♪</i>

557
00:19:28,834 --> 00:19:30,041
Hello, everyone,

558
00:19:30,125 --> 00:19:33,750
and welcome to
the 2019 AVN Awards!

559
00:19:33,834 --> 00:19:36,417
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

560
00:19:36,500 --> 00:19:38,500
Now, I don't know
about you guys,

561
00:19:38,583 --> 00:19:41,667
but we've been waiting all year
for this party to start.

562
00:19:41,750 --> 00:19:44,959
It's true, but before it does,

563
00:19:45,041 --> 00:19:46,208
we want to take a moment

564
00:19:46,291 --> 00:19:49,125
to get all
of the rain name jokes

565
00:19:49,208 --> 00:19:50,542
out of the way.

566
00:19:50,625 --> 00:19:51,917
It's wonderful

567
00:19:52,000 --> 00:19:54,041
how much everyone loves
our matching names,

568
00:19:54,125 --> 00:19:56,500
but we just wanted to save
everyone the time and trouble

569
00:19:56,583 --> 00:19:58,750
of coming up
with new "rain jokes"

570
00:19:58,834 --> 00:20:00,583
by doing it ourselves.

571
00:20:00,667 --> 00:20:03,083
Yes, we are both named Rain,

572
00:20:03,166 --> 00:20:05,250
and yes, when we get horny,

573
00:20:05,333 --> 00:20:07,333
there's a 100-percent chance

574
00:20:07,417 --> 00:20:09,750
of precipitation in our panties.

575
00:20:09,834 --> 00:20:12,750
[AUDIENCE CHEERING]

576
00:20:12,834 --> 00:20:14,166
Here's another one.

577
00:20:14,250 --> 00:20:16,250
We are both named Rain,

578
00:20:16,333 --> 00:20:18,041
but when we orgasm,

579
00:20:18,125 --> 00:20:22,709
it is not called "monsooning."

580
00:20:22,792 --> 00:20:24,208
Oh, here's another.

581
00:20:24,291 --> 00:20:26,083
If you belt out a show tune

582
00:20:26,166 --> 00:20:27,875
while you're having sex
with one of us,

583
00:20:27,959 --> 00:20:31,166
it is in fact called
"Singing in the Rain."

584
00:20:34,000 --> 00:20:35,792
Yes, we are both named Rain,

585
00:20:35,875 --> 00:20:39,542
but if we show up somewhere
unexpectedly together,

586
00:20:39,625 --> 00:20:42,458
please do not call it
a flash flood.

587
00:20:42,542 --> 00:20:43,375
[ROMI SIGHS]

588
00:20:43,458 --> 00:20:46,000
Oh! Okay, I have one more.

589
00:20:46,083 --> 00:20:49,083
If one of us ever has sex
with the president,

590
00:20:49,166 --> 00:20:51,542
we will definitely go from Rain

591
00:20:51,625 --> 00:20:54,000
to... Stormy?

592
00:20:54,083 --> 00:20:56,959
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

593
00:20:58,750 --> 00:21:01,208
Let's bring out our first
presenters of the night.

594
00:21:01,291 --> 00:21:03,875
Please welcome to the stage...

595
00:21:03,959 --> 00:21:06,875
Emily Willis, Alina Lopez,

596
00:21:06,959 --> 00:21:10,166
and, all the way
from the Czech Republic,

597
00:21:10,250 --> 00:21:11,875
- Little Caprice!
- Whoo!

598
00:21:11,959 --> 00:21:14,875
♪ Electronic rock music ♪

599
00:21:14,959 --> 00:21:19,834
<i>♪ ♪</i>

600
00:21:22,792 --> 00:21:24,667
I feel so lucky

601
00:21:24,750 --> 00:21:26,709
that we are the first
presenters of the night.

602
00:21:26,792 --> 00:21:28,083
I agree.

603
00:21:28,166 --> 00:21:29,959
It's like the AVNs knew

604
00:21:30,041 --> 00:21:32,291
that we would all
definitely be wasted

605
00:21:32,375 --> 00:21:34,792
by the middle of the show
and didn't wanna risk it

606
00:21:34,875 --> 00:21:36,792
so they put us up first.

607
00:21:36,875 --> 00:21:39,583
Well, I think, uh, they meant
that this is an honor...

608
00:21:39,667 --> 00:21:42,500
To be the first one to...
Giving out the awards.

609
00:21:42,583 --> 00:21:45,875
Yeah, that's cool too, I guess.

610
00:21:45,959 --> 00:21:48,959
I think both things are true,
just like it's true

611
00:21:49,041 --> 00:21:50,709
that the women in this category

612
00:21:50,792 --> 00:21:52,875
are some of the most
hardworking and beautiful

613
00:21:52,959 --> 00:21:54,542
in the world.

614
00:21:54,625 --> 00:21:56,083
Here are the nominees

615
00:21:56,166 --> 00:21:58,542
for Girl-Girl Performer
of the Year.

616
00:21:58,625 --> 00:22:00,417
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

617
00:22:00,500 --> 00:22:03,375
[ELECTRONIC WHOOSHING
AND CLICKING]

618
00:22:09,083 --> 00:22:14,166
<i>♪ ♪</i>

619
00:22:35,125 --> 00:22:36,917
[MAN] Ivy!

620
00:23:01,500 --> 00:23:04,375
And the winner is...

621
00:23:04,458 --> 00:23:07,250
[ALL] Charlotte Stokely!

622
00:23:07,333 --> 00:23:10,250
♪ Uplifting electronic music ♪

623
00:23:10,333 --> 00:23:15,458
<i>♪ ♪</i>

624
00:23:22,166 --> 00:23:24,792
[INDISTINCT CHATTER]

625
00:23:24,875 --> 00:23:28,500
<i>♪ ♪</i>

626
00:23:28,583 --> 00:23:29,834
Oh, my God,
I love having sex with you.

627
00:23:29,917 --> 00:23:31,625
- Love you.
- I love having sex with Emily.

628
00:23:31,709 --> 00:23:33,041
She's really good at it.

629
00:23:33,125 --> 00:23:35,291
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

630
00:23:35,375 --> 00:23:39,583
This is my first AVN win
in a 14-year career,

631
00:23:39,667 --> 00:23:42,166
so I'm really fucking excited!

632
00:23:42,250 --> 00:23:45,125
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

633
00:23:46,375 --> 00:23:47,917
Sorry. Time to be classy.

634
00:23:48,000 --> 00:23:50,208
I just wanna dedicate this
to pussy,

635
00:23:50,291 --> 00:23:52,125
so... for the pussy!

636
00:23:52,208 --> 00:23:57,333
<i>♪ ♪</i>

637
00:24:04,792 --> 00:24:06,125
Smart.

638
00:24:06,208 --> 00:24:08,417
Excellent listener.

639
00:24:08,500 --> 00:24:10,041
Passionate.

640
00:24:10,125 --> 00:24:11,500
Caring.

641
00:24:11,583 --> 00:24:13,000
Good partner.

642
00:24:13,083 --> 00:24:15,166
Sexy.

643
00:24:15,250 --> 00:24:16,667
But enough about us.

644
00:24:16,750 --> 00:24:19,542
And the nominees
for Best Actor...

645
00:24:19,625 --> 00:24:21,500
[ELECTRONIC WHOOSHING
AND CLICKING]

646
00:24:26,792 --> 00:24:28,792
[MAN] Yeah!

647
00:24:28,875 --> 00:24:30,208
I'm here to get laid, and I
don't think we wanna make this

648
00:24:30,291 --> 00:24:31,750
some kind of sausage party.

649
00:24:35,709 --> 00:24:36,625
Seriously?

650
00:24:36,709 --> 00:24:37,750
[ANNOUNCER] Wicked Comix.

651
00:24:37,834 --> 00:24:39,333
- [BEEP]
- [DIRECTOR] Action.

652
00:24:41,417 --> 00:24:43,959
This may be cheesy, but, uh,

653
00:24:44,041 --> 00:24:45,250
you're saucy.

654
00:24:45,333 --> 00:24:46,375
[DIRECTOR] Cut.

655
00:24:46,458 --> 00:24:49,500
- [YELPS]
- No one wants you.

656
00:24:53,291 --> 00:24:54,417
[INHALES]

657
00:24:56,959 --> 00:25:00,667
You have one job
to earn your keep here.

658
00:25:00,750 --> 00:25:03,917
Why are you not webcamming?

659
00:25:04,000 --> 00:25:05,625
I like that you sound nervous.

660
00:25:10,750 --> 00:25:14,542
The new format...
is going to be about

661
00:25:14,625 --> 00:25:18,875
how to make relationships work.

662
00:25:19,375 --> 00:25:21,250
Not that I have
any experience with that.

663
00:25:21,333 --> 00:25:22,875
Now that she's gone,

664
00:25:22,959 --> 00:25:24,709
I'm free!

665
00:25:29,250 --> 00:25:32,417
They were handed from mother
to mother's mother

666
00:25:32,500 --> 00:25:34,417
to mother's mother.

667
00:25:34,500 --> 00:25:37,166
These are generations of dildos.

668
00:25:37,250 --> 00:25:40,208
...uh,
Casa de Corvus.

669
00:25:40,291 --> 00:25:42,709
[CHUCKLES]
It's a cool... fuck!

670
00:25:47,083 --> 00:25:48,083
Ah!

671
00:25:48,166 --> 00:25:49,375
So I got this place.

672
00:25:49,458 --> 00:25:51,583
You know, it's like
my little cabin in the woods...

673
00:25:51,667 --> 00:25:53,250
Little humble escape
from all that,

674
00:25:53,333 --> 00:25:55,500
you know, big, flashy life.

675
00:25:55,583 --> 00:25:57,166
[SCATTERED CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

676
00:25:57,250 --> 00:25:59,709
And the winner is...

677
00:25:59,792 --> 00:26:02,333
[ALL] Seth Gamble!

678
00:26:02,417 --> 00:26:07,583
<i>♪ ♪</i>

679
00:26:20,709 --> 00:26:22,959
Oh, my God.
Um...

680
00:26:23,041 --> 00:26:25,125
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

681
00:26:25,208 --> 00:26:26,041
Oh, wait.
I don't wanna cry.

682
00:26:26,125 --> 00:26:27,667
Um, wow.

683
00:26:27,750 --> 00:26:29,500
AVN, thank you so much
for this honor.

684
00:26:29,583 --> 00:26:31,875
Uh, you have no idea
what this means to me.

685
00:26:31,959 --> 00:26:33,208
Um...

686
00:26:33,291 --> 00:26:37,000
- [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
- [MAN] I love you!

687
00:26:37,083 --> 00:26:39,750
[SETH LAUGHS]

688
00:26:39,834 --> 00:26:41,875
I wanna thank Wicked Pictures
and Steve O.

689
00:26:41,959 --> 00:26:43,875
Thank you for always letting me
a part of your movies.

690
00:26:43,959 --> 00:26:45,208
Um...

691
00:26:45,291 --> 00:26:46,750
Axel Braun,

692
00:26:46,834 --> 00:26:48,166
I wanna thank you
for believing in me

693
00:26:48,250 --> 00:26:49,792
when no one believe... when
I didn't even believe in myself.

694
00:26:52,125 --> 00:26:54,208
I wanna thank my beautiful
girlfriend, Kenzie Taylor.

695
00:26:54,291 --> 00:26:55,709
Um...

696
00:26:57,333 --> 00:26:59,750
...you've supported me through
everything, and I love you.

697
00:26:59,834 --> 00:27:01,959
And, uh, I just wanna
say one more thing.

698
00:27:02,041 --> 00:27:05,500
Uh, two years ago, I, um,
had a little life change,

699
00:27:05,583 --> 00:27:06,625
and the person I have
to thank for that

700
00:27:06,709 --> 00:27:08,083
is a man named Mark Davis.

701
00:27:08,166 --> 00:27:09,208
Um...

702
00:27:09,291 --> 00:27:11,041
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

703
00:27:11,125 --> 00:27:12,500
Uh...

704
00:27:12,583 --> 00:27:14,041
and, uh, he took me
on a different road,

705
00:27:14,125 --> 00:27:15,458
and I'm telling you right now,

706
00:27:15,542 --> 00:27:18,000
I know what feeling li...
Like hopeless is like,

707
00:27:18,083 --> 00:27:20,834
and I tell you, standing here
today, that, uh...

708
00:27:20,917 --> 00:27:22,375
you don't have
to feel like that anymore.

709
00:27:22,458 --> 00:27:23,542
You can come from the ashes.

710
00:27:23,625 --> 00:27:24,750
Thank you very much.

711
00:27:24,834 --> 00:27:29,709
<i>♪ ♪</i>

712
00:27:32,834 --> 00:27:34,125
♪ percussive music ♪

713
00:27:34,208 --> 00:27:35,083
[BRITNEY] Oh, my God.
Congratulations.

714
00:27:35,166 --> 00:27:36,500
What a big award to win.

715
00:27:36,583 --> 00:27:37,667
- Oh, my God.
- [LAUGHS]

716
00:27:37,750 --> 00:27:39,208
I licked so many pussies
to get this trophy.

717
00:27:39,291 --> 00:27:41,125
I can't even count them all.

718
00:27:41,208 --> 00:27:43,000
[SETH] I, uh... I love everybody
in this industry.

719
00:27:43,083 --> 00:27:45,083
I'm so lucky to work
for everybody in this business.

720
00:27:45,166 --> 00:27:46,250
[CHARLOTTE] This just makes me
so fucking horny.

721
00:27:46,333 --> 00:27:47,417
Like, I just...

722
00:27:47,500 --> 00:27:48,500
Can I f...

723
00:27:48,583 --> 00:27:49,750
I can't fit this inside me,

724
00:27:49,834 --> 00:27:51,208
but I really want to!

725
00:27:51,291 --> 00:27:53,083
I love pussy!

726
00:27:53,166 --> 00:27:54,291
Oh, my God.

727
00:27:54,375 --> 00:27:55,959
I am still in disbelief

728
00:27:56,041 --> 00:27:58,583
that we are finally
on this stage together.

729
00:27:58,667 --> 00:28:02,375
I'm still in disbelief
that we are sharing this stage

730
00:28:02,458 --> 00:28:04,917
with Cardi B tonight.

731
00:28:05,000 --> 00:28:07,125
[ROMI] I know! Do you think
she watches our porn?

732
00:28:07,208 --> 00:28:09,083
[GASPS] What if
she watches our movies?

733
00:28:09,166 --> 00:28:11,417
What if she really loves it?
What if she loves us?

734
00:28:11,500 --> 00:28:13,542
Oh, my God, should we
go on tour with Cardi B?

735
00:28:13,625 --> 00:28:15,542
I can't believe we're going
on tour with Cardi B

736
00:28:15,625 --> 00:28:17,250
'cause she loves us so much.

737
00:28:17,333 --> 00:28:18,542
She did say
she loved porn stars.

738
00:28:19,875 --> 00:28:23,542
I don't know if anyone...
believes that?

739
00:28:23,625 --> 00:28:26,041
I know! I still can't
believe it either.

740
00:28:26,125 --> 00:28:27,333
[GASPS]

741
00:28:27,417 --> 00:28:30,458
Well, while we help you
come to terms

742
00:28:30,542 --> 00:28:32,166
with things
maybe you shouldn't believe,

743
00:28:32,250 --> 00:28:35,333
um, here are
our next presenters.

744
00:28:35,417 --> 00:28:38,166
Kenzie Reeves and Tyler Nixon!

745
00:28:38,250 --> 00:28:41,166
♪ Rhythmic snapping music ♪

746
00:28:41,250 --> 00:28:46,125
<i>♪ ♪</i>

747
00:28:47,625 --> 00:28:50,083
I love that we are presenting

748
00:28:50,166 --> 00:28:53,917
the award
for Best New Male Comer.

749
00:28:54,000 --> 00:28:55,333
"Male Comer"?

750
00:28:55,417 --> 00:29:00,041
No, I think you meant to say
"Best Male Newcomer," right?

751
00:29:00,125 --> 00:29:03,875
Well, it's kind of
the same thing, isn't it?

752
00:29:03,959 --> 00:29:07,250
[LAUGHS]
They are new male comers.

753
00:29:07,333 --> 00:29:09,208
- I get it now.
- [GIGGLES]

754
00:29:09,291 --> 00:29:10,500
Here we are

755
00:29:10,583 --> 00:29:14,500
with the Best Male Newcomer
nominees.

756
00:29:14,583 --> 00:29:15,875
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

757
00:29:15,959 --> 00:29:18,834
[ELECTRONIC WHOOSHING
AND CLICKING]

758
00:29:24,834 --> 00:29:27,792
♪ lively drum music ♪

759
00:29:27,875 --> 00:29:32,959
<i>♪ ♪</i>

760
00:29:42,375 --> 00:29:44,917
And the winner is...

761
00:29:45,000 --> 00:29:47,375
[INDISTINCT SHOUTING]

762
00:29:47,458 --> 00:29:49,083
[MAN] Louie!

763
00:29:49,166 --> 00:29:51,333
Jason Luv!

764
00:29:51,417 --> 00:29:56,333
<i>♪ ♪</i>

765
00:30:05,125 --> 00:30:08,208
Well, I'm so happy.

766
00:30:08,291 --> 00:30:09,875
It's amazing, you know,
to get something like this

767
00:30:09,959 --> 00:30:11,583
and be recognized.

768
00:30:11,667 --> 00:30:14,583
Greg Lansky, I wanna thank you
for giving me the opportunity

769
00:30:14,667 --> 00:30:16,166
and showing me so much.

770
00:30:16,250 --> 00:30:19,000
Mike Moz, Taylor...
They've been so good to me,

771
00:30:19,083 --> 00:30:22,000
mentally and just getting
everything in order for me.

772
00:30:22,083 --> 00:30:24,959
Just Dave, wherever you're at,
thank you too.

773
00:30:25,041 --> 00:30:26,917
In the beginning,
he showed me everything.

774
00:30:27,000 --> 00:30:29,291
But, um, thank you, my fans.
Thank you, everybody.

775
00:30:29,375 --> 00:30:30,166
♪ Go ♪

776
00:30:30,250 --> 00:30:32,917
♪ lively dance music ♪

777
00:30:33,000 --> 00:30:37,208
<i>♪ ♪</i>

778
00:30:37,291 --> 00:30:39,500
- [ELECTRONIC BLIPS]
- ♪ pleasant music ♪

779
00:30:39,583 --> 00:30:41,041
[AVI] Hey, it's Avi Love,

780
00:30:41,125 --> 00:30:44,500
and today we are molding
my vagina. [LAUGHS]

781
00:30:44,583 --> 00:30:45,667
- Hey, Avi.
- Hi.

782
00:30:45,750 --> 00:30:46,583
Nice to meet you.

783
00:30:46,667 --> 00:30:48,875
I'm JT, and I'm the molder.

784
00:30:48,959 --> 00:30:50,041
And I see

785
00:30:50,125 --> 00:30:51,041
you got a bit of hair here.

786
00:30:51,125 --> 00:30:52,083
- I do.
- Um...

787
00:30:52,166 --> 00:30:53,583
Is it gonna rip my bush out?

788
00:30:53,667 --> 00:30:54,834
It may sting a bit...

789
00:30:54,917 --> 00:30:56,417
- Oh, my God.
- [JT] ...pull.

790
00:30:56,500 --> 00:30:58,542
Since I've started working
with porn-star strokers,

791
00:30:58,625 --> 00:31:00,583
I've molded about seven vaginas,

792
00:31:00,667 --> 00:31:01,709
as well as buttholes.

793
00:31:01,792 --> 00:31:03,166
Haven't done any mouths yet,

794
00:31:03,250 --> 00:31:06,333
but, uh, it's primarily
just vaginas and buttholes.

795
00:31:06,417 --> 00:31:07,959
Getting the mold of the butthole

796
00:31:08,041 --> 00:31:09,917
is actually a little
more difficult,

797
00:31:10,000 --> 00:31:12,208
especially if the girl
has kind of a big ass.

798
00:31:12,291 --> 00:31:13,875
Kinda gotta get in there
and spread the cheeks apart

799
00:31:13,959 --> 00:31:15,667
and make sure
the goo gets in there.

800
00:31:15,750 --> 00:31:17,041
[AVI] Uh, what is that stuff?

801
00:31:17,125 --> 00:31:18,834
- [JT] The goo.
- The goop.

802
00:31:18,917 --> 00:31:21,166
The application of the goo
is actually very hands-on.

803
00:31:21,250 --> 00:31:22,333
Um...

804
00:31:22,417 --> 00:31:24,709
It feels all wet.

805
00:31:24,792 --> 00:31:25,959
So have you ever
been nominated before?

806
00:31:26,041 --> 00:31:27,583
No, this is my first year
being nominated.

807
00:31:27,667 --> 00:31:28,542
First year.

808
00:31:28,625 --> 00:31:30,166
Three nominations.

809
00:31:30,250 --> 00:31:31,667
Two are from
The Possession of Mrs. Hyde,

810
00:31:31,750 --> 00:31:34,500
including Best Actress
and Best Boy/Girl Scene.

811
00:31:34,583 --> 00:31:36,583
Okay, so now we have to wait
for this to harden.

812
00:31:36,667 --> 00:31:39,083
You have to sit like this
for about 30 minutes.

813
00:31:39,166 --> 00:31:40,417
Okay. [LAUGHS]

814
00:31:40,500 --> 00:31:41,667
But what we're gonna do is watch

815
00:31:41,750 --> 00:31:43,709
some of your nominated scenes.

816
00:31:43,792 --> 00:31:45,000
Just don't move.

817
00:31:46,750 --> 00:31:50,709
Dr. Jekyll gave his life
to save mine.

818
00:31:50,792 --> 00:31:52,125
They didn't tell anybody

819
00:31:52,208 --> 00:31:53,667
that they were filming
in black and white,

820
00:31:53,750 --> 00:31:56,083
so none of us had any idea.

821
00:31:56,166 --> 00:31:57,709
Makes it like art.
[LAUGHS]

822
00:31:57,792 --> 00:31:59,417
- What...
- Hey! Pull over!

823
00:31:59,500 --> 00:32:00,750
She's getting attacked,

824
00:32:00,834 --> 00:32:02,417
so I'm trying to stop it,

825
00:32:02,500 --> 00:32:05,166
but as she's running back
to the limo...[LAUGHS]

826
00:32:05,250 --> 00:32:07,041
...her heel breaks,

827
00:32:07,125 --> 00:32:09,166
so when she jumps in
and we drive off,

828
00:32:09,250 --> 00:32:11,250
we're just laughing
our asses off.

829
00:32:11,333 --> 00:32:12,041
[LAUGHS]

830
00:32:12,125 --> 00:32:15,583
I said pull the fuck over.

831
00:32:15,667 --> 00:32:16,917
So this is the scene
that was nominated

832
00:32:17,000 --> 00:32:18,500
for Best Sex Scene.

833
00:32:18,583 --> 00:32:20,083
It's summer in Los Angeles.

834
00:32:20,166 --> 00:32:22,625
I think it was probably, like,
95 degrees outside,

835
00:32:22,709 --> 00:32:24,208
and we were in this limo,

836
00:32:24,291 --> 00:32:27,458
and we can't have the air on
because of sound purposes,

837
00:32:27,542 --> 00:32:30,875
so we're all
literally dripping in sweat,

838
00:32:30,959 --> 00:32:34,125
and I remember,
the seat's just soaking wet.

839
00:32:34,208 --> 00:32:36,917
This limo was probably booked
for the prom right after this.

840
00:32:37,000 --> 00:32:38,000
[LAUGHS]

841
00:32:38,083 --> 00:32:39,125
All right.
The big reveal.

842
00:32:39,208 --> 00:32:40,917
- You ready?
- I'm so ready.

843
00:32:41,041 --> 00:32:42,917
That is so awesome.

844
00:32:43,000 --> 00:32:45,041
It smells like...

845
00:32:45,125 --> 00:32:47,375
I'm not sure what that is.

846
00:32:47,458 --> 00:32:48,875
See your butthole too?

847
00:32:48,959 --> 00:32:50,417
- Yeah.
- Uh, we're not done yet.

848
00:32:50,500 --> 00:32:51,792
- No?
- No.

849
00:32:51,875 --> 00:32:54,041
- Okay. [LAUGHS]
- In honor of your nominations,

850
00:32:54,125 --> 00:32:56,500
we're gonna mold
an AVN Award into a dildo.

851
00:32:56,583 --> 00:32:58,083
Oh, my God!

852
00:32:58,166 --> 00:32:58,959
[JT] So every year
at the awards,

853
00:32:59,041 --> 00:33:00,834
onstage, someone always says,

854
00:33:00,917 --> 00:33:02,083
"I wanna fuck this thing,"

855
00:33:02,166 --> 00:33:03,750
and, uh, after today,
that's gonna be possible.

856
00:33:03,834 --> 00:33:04,834
We need to lube it up,

857
00:33:04,917 --> 00:33:06,458
you know,
so it doesn't get stuck.

858
00:33:06,542 --> 00:33:08,166
This'll be the first time
anyone's ever done this.

859
00:33:08,250 --> 00:33:09,500
Hopefully this'll bring her
some good luck.

860
00:33:09,583 --> 00:33:12,125
We put all
of our good vibes into it.

861
00:33:12,208 --> 00:33:13,709
Hopefully it brings me
good luck.

862
00:33:13,792 --> 00:33:15,458
I think you're doing a better
job than I am, actually.

863
00:33:15,542 --> 00:33:16,917
I catch on quick.

864
00:33:17,000 --> 00:33:19,041
So we're gonna let this sit,
and then it'll be ready for you

865
00:33:19,125 --> 00:33:21,250
as your good-luck charm
when you're in Vegas.

866
00:33:21,333 --> 00:33:22,417
Aw, that's so cool!

867
00:33:22,500 --> 00:33:23,625
Thank you, JT.

868
00:33:23,709 --> 00:33:24,542
You're welcome.

869
00:33:24,625 --> 00:33:25,875
[ELECTRONIC WHIR]

870
00:33:25,959 --> 00:33:27,500
[ROMI] Please welcome
Kristen Scott,

871
00:33:27,583 --> 00:33:30,125
Kira Noir, and Small Hands.

872
00:33:30,208 --> 00:33:32,917
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

873
00:33:33,000 --> 00:33:36,959
♪ rock music ♪

874
00:33:37,041 --> 00:33:39,709
We all know sex is a big part
of what we do.

875
00:33:39,792 --> 00:33:42,625
Uh, I would say
it's the biggest part.

876
00:33:42,709 --> 00:33:43,750
But there are some movies

877
00:33:43,834 --> 00:33:46,000
that add even more
than great sex.

878
00:33:46,083 --> 00:33:48,792
Yeah, these have sex and action

879
00:33:48,875 --> 00:33:50,291
and motherfucking thrills!

880
00:33:50,375 --> 00:33:53,083
Here are the nominees
for Best Action/Thriller!

881
00:33:53,166 --> 00:33:55,750
[KIRA LAUGHING] Yeah!

882
00:33:55,834 --> 00:33:57,834
[ELECTRONIC CLICKING]

883
00:33:57,917 --> 00:33:59,375
[SCATTERED CHEERS]

884
00:34:02,709 --> 00:34:04,250
♪ electronic music ♪

885
00:34:04,333 --> 00:34:07,917
Look, I told you:
I'm really fucked up.

886
00:34:11,000 --> 00:34:12,667
It's my job to spot a liar.

887
00:34:12,750 --> 00:34:14,000
I'm using you.

888
00:34:14,083 --> 00:34:15,041
[CHUCKLES]

889
00:34:15,125 --> 00:34:16,542
You here for pleasure
or problems?

890
00:34:16,625 --> 00:34:18,291
Just pleasure.
No problems.

891
00:34:22,875 --> 00:34:23,834
Go into sleep mode.

892
00:34:23,917 --> 00:34:25,250
No.

893
00:34:25,333 --> 00:34:26,667
[DEVICE BLIPS, ALARMS SOUND]

894
00:34:26,750 --> 00:34:27,583
Have it your way.

895
00:34:27,667 --> 00:34:29,000
- ♪ tense music ♪
- No!

896
00:34:29,083 --> 00:34:30,917
- [PANTING]
- Valerie...

897
00:34:31,000 --> 00:34:33,250
that's exactly what you
fucking want, isn't it?

898
00:34:33,333 --> 00:34:34,750
- [MUFFLED MOAN]
- Exactly what you want!

899
00:34:38,917 --> 00:34:42,041
You believe in ghosts,
Ms. Walden?

900
00:34:42,125 --> 00:34:44,917
[KLEIO]...ready to wage war
over this precious juice...

901
00:34:45,000 --> 00:34:47,041
The juice I carry inside of me.

902
00:34:52,083 --> 00:34:53,583
- We gotta kill her.
- Hey, boys.

903
00:34:53,667 --> 00:34:55,000
- [GRUNTS]
- It's haunted.

904
00:34:55,083 --> 00:34:56,208
The house is not haunted.

905
00:34:59,667 --> 00:35:00,458
[WOMAN SCREAMS]

906
00:35:00,542 --> 00:35:02,083
[CHOKING]

907
00:35:02,166 --> 00:35:04,375
Somebody grabbed me!
Somebody grabbed me!

908
00:35:04,458 --> 00:35:07,542
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

909
00:35:08,333 --> 00:35:10,792
- All righty. [LAUGHS]
- [WOMAN SPEAKS INDISTINCTLY]

910
00:35:10,875 --> 00:35:12,583
And the winner is...

911
00:35:12,667 --> 00:35:15,291
[BOTH]
The Possession of Mrs. Hyde!

912
00:35:15,375 --> 00:35:18,291
♪ Upbeat electronic music ♪

913
00:35:18,375 --> 00:35:23,291
<i>♪ ♪</i>

914
00:35:38,792 --> 00:35:40,625
Fuck yeah!

915
00:35:40,709 --> 00:35:41,917
[CHEERS]

916
00:35:42,000 --> 00:35:44,375
[AXEL] Wow. Um...

917
00:35:44,458 --> 00:35:47,083
this was a very special journey.

918
00:35:47,166 --> 00:35:49,375
Um, it started in 1988

919
00:35:49,458 --> 00:35:51,041
when my father and I sat down

920
00:35:51,125 --> 00:35:53,125
and wrote the first draft
for this screenplay,

921
00:35:53,208 --> 00:35:56,792
and it, um,
culminated 30 years later

922
00:35:56,875 --> 00:35:59,959
when I finally found
the perfect actors

923
00:36:00,041 --> 00:36:02,000
to take on the lead roles.

924
00:36:02,083 --> 00:36:04,667
Avi Love, Seth Gamble...

925
00:36:04,750 --> 00:36:06,375
This movie would've
never happened without you,

926
00:36:06,458 --> 00:36:09,959
and-and watching you give
all you had for me

927
00:36:10,041 --> 00:36:12,041
was so inspiring.

928
00:36:12,125 --> 00:36:15,333
Um, St-Steve Orenstein, uh,

929
00:36:15,417 --> 00:36:17,542
thank you for having
the balls to let...

930
00:36:17,625 --> 00:36:21,417
To let me shoot a porn movie
in black-and-white CinemaScope.

931
00:36:21,500 --> 00:36:22,959
To my beautiful wife,

932
00:36:23,041 --> 00:36:24,834
who has made me happier
than I ever thought I would be,

933
00:36:24,917 --> 00:36:26,458
thank you so much.

934
00:36:26,542 --> 00:36:28,709
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

935
00:36:28,792 --> 00:36:30,667
And to my father,
wherever you are,

936
00:36:30,750 --> 00:36:31,667
I hope you're proud of me.

937
00:36:31,750 --> 00:36:32,834
Thank you, AVN.

938
00:36:32,917 --> 00:36:34,041
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

939
00:36:34,125 --> 00:36:39,250
<i>♪ ♪</i>

940
00:36:43,208 --> 00:36:44,959
[SMALL HANDS] It's a tale
as old as time, girls.

941
00:36:45,041 --> 00:36:47,041
A man and a woman connected

942
00:36:47,125 --> 00:36:49,000
by passion and chemistry.

943
00:36:49,083 --> 00:36:51,542
Sexual desire surrounds them.

944
00:36:51,625 --> 00:36:54,375
And so does a camera crew,
a few lighting guys,

945
00:36:54,458 --> 00:36:55,792
a director,

946
00:36:55,875 --> 00:36:58,750
a weird dude making very
delicious breakfast burritos.

947
00:36:58,834 --> 00:36:59,834
[BOTH LAUGH]

948
00:36:59,917 --> 00:37:02,208
It truly is a beautiful thing.

949
00:37:02,291 --> 00:37:05,291
Here are the nominees
for Best Boy/Girl Sex Scene.

950
00:37:05,375 --> 00:37:08,125
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

951
00:37:08,208 --> 00:37:11,083
[ELECTRONIC HUMMING
AND CLICKING]

952
00:37:16,667 --> 00:37:19,291
Was it you
who brought me home last night?

953
00:37:25,500 --> 00:37:26,917
[MOANING]

954
00:37:27,000 --> 00:37:28,417
[JEAN] Ms. Black, there is no
smoking in this room.

955
00:37:34,250 --> 00:37:36,542
I'm a dirty fucking whore.

956
00:37:36,625 --> 00:37:38,709
Perfectly functionable
18-year-old girl.

957
00:37:43,542 --> 00:37:44,792
Oh, my gosh.

958
00:37:44,875 --> 00:37:46,875
[ELECTRONIC STUTTERING]

959
00:37:46,959 --> 00:37:48,333
- Oh, you're a talent scout.
- [BRICK] Yeah.

960
00:37:52,125 --> 00:37:56,375
[GASPING AND MOANING]

961
00:37:56,458 --> 00:37:58,542
...little sex parade out here!

962
00:38:02,542 --> 00:38:04,333
[PANTING]

963
00:38:04,417 --> 00:38:06,500
Your dick is so deep.

964
00:38:08,875 --> 00:38:10,458
And the winner is...

965
00:38:10,542 --> 00:38:13,125
[ALL]
Avi Love and Ramón Nomar!

966
00:38:13,208 --> 00:38:14,375
<i>♪ ♪</i>

967
00:38:14,458 --> 00:38:15,625
- We got one.
- What?

968
00:38:15,709 --> 00:38:16,625
- [MAN] Avi Love.
- [AXEL] Go, mama.

969
00:38:16,709 --> 00:38:18,583
- You... you won the...
- What?

970
00:38:18,667 --> 00:38:20,875
[CAST CHEERING]

971
00:38:20,959 --> 00:38:24,083
- [AVI] Oh, my God!
- [INDISTINCT CHATTER]

972
00:38:24,166 --> 00:38:29,333
<i>♪ ♪</i>

973
00:38:35,834 --> 00:38:37,375
- [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
- You begin.

974
00:38:37,458 --> 00:38:38,417
[AVI LAUGHING] Okay.

975
00:38:38,500 --> 00:38:40,750
All right, well,
we fucked pretty good.

976
00:38:40,834 --> 00:38:42,792
What do you say? [LAUGHS]

977
00:38:42,875 --> 00:38:44,417
It was very hot.
It was very nice.

978
00:38:44,500 --> 00:38:46,125
- Thanks to Axel Braun.
- It was very hot.

979
00:38:46,208 --> 00:38:47,166
- Thank you.
- Yes.

980
00:38:47,250 --> 00:38:52,333
<i>♪ ♪</i>

981
00:38:58,333 --> 00:39:00,667
[AVI] So we won for
The Possession of Mrs. Hyde,

982
00:39:00,750 --> 00:39:03,166
and I also won my sex scene

983
00:39:03,250 --> 00:39:04,792
in The Possession of Mrs. Hyde.

984
00:39:04,875 --> 00:39:06,375
[LAUGHS]

985
00:39:06,458 --> 00:39:07,959
Out of these three awards,
I'm trying to decide

986
00:39:08,041 --> 00:39:09,875
which one I'm gonna fuck.

987
00:39:09,959 --> 00:39:14,083
So... I think I'm gonna
go with this one.

988
00:39:14,166 --> 00:39:16,625
I molded this dildo, so...

989
00:39:16,709 --> 00:39:19,458
I got a win in my eyes.
[LAUGHS]

990
00:39:19,542 --> 00:39:23,375
<i>♪ ♪</i>

991
00:39:23,458 --> 00:39:26,041
[BRITNEY] Best Male Newcomer.
Wow! Exciting!

992
00:39:26,125 --> 00:39:28,542
Since you're
the Best Male Newcomer,

993
00:39:28,625 --> 00:39:30,667
that probably means that
you've busted a lot of nuts

994
00:39:30,750 --> 00:39:31,750
this year, right?

995
00:39:31,834 --> 00:39:33,375
[JASON] A lot, yes.

996
00:39:33,458 --> 00:39:34,458
[BRITNEY] Oh!

997
00:39:34,542 --> 00:39:35,583
You checking for stains?

998
00:39:35,667 --> 00:39:37,667
Yes, we're checking.
We... there's, like...

999
00:39:37,750 --> 00:39:39,208
It looks like a spray
kind of pattern here.

1000
00:39:39,291 --> 00:39:40,375
- Do you see that?
- Mm-hmm.

1001
00:39:40,458 --> 00:39:41,792
Looks like you've been
a naughty boy.

1002
00:39:41,875 --> 00:39:43,291
Perfect for the Male Newcomer.

1003
00:39:43,375 --> 00:39:45,083
- I love it.
- Awesome.

1004
00:39:46,625 --> 00:39:49,291
One of the great things
about AVN

1005
00:39:49,375 --> 00:39:52,583
is their dedication
to recognizing new talent,

1006
00:39:52,667 --> 00:39:55,792
and that continues tonight
with our next presenter.

1007
00:39:55,875 --> 00:40:00,792
Please welcome AVN's
2018 Best New Starlet,

1008
00:40:00,875 --> 00:40:03,041
Jill Kassidy!

1009
00:40:03,125 --> 00:40:06,083
♪ Rock music ♪

1010
00:40:06,166 --> 00:40:10,959
<i>♪ ♪</i>

1011
00:40:14,083 --> 00:40:17,542
When my name was announced
on this stage last year,

1012
00:40:17,625 --> 00:40:19,417
I freaked out.

1013
00:40:19,500 --> 00:40:21,250
I...[LAUGHS]

1014
00:40:21,333 --> 00:40:22,792
I still can't believe that

1015
00:40:22,875 --> 00:40:26,166
with so many talented girls
up for this award

1016
00:40:26,250 --> 00:40:28,875
that the honor of winning
Best New Starlet

1017
00:40:28,959 --> 00:40:30,375
had been given to me.

1018
00:40:30,458 --> 00:40:32,417
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

1019
00:40:32,500 --> 00:40:35,542
I am really proud
to have held this title,

1020
00:40:35,625 --> 00:40:38,250
and I am very excited
that tonight,

1021
00:40:38,333 --> 00:40:40,500
in these last few moments,

1022
00:40:40,583 --> 00:40:44,250
I get to pass it on
to the next girl.

1023
00:40:44,333 --> 00:40:46,166
Here are this year's nominees

1024
00:40:46,250 --> 00:40:47,834
for Best New Starlet.

1025
00:40:47,917 --> 00:40:49,083
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

1026
00:40:49,166 --> 00:40:52,041
[ELECTRONIC WHOOSHING
AND CLICKING]

1027
00:40:55,667 --> 00:40:57,625
[CRUNCH]

1028
00:41:02,166 --> 00:41:07,333
<i>♪ ♪</i>

1029
00:41:51,250 --> 00:41:54,041
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

1030
00:41:54,125 --> 00:41:56,041
And the winner is...

1031
00:41:56,125 --> 00:41:58,500
- [WOMAN] Oh, my God!
- [SQUEALS SOFTLY]

1032
00:41:58,583 --> 00:41:59,500
[WOMAN WHOOPS]

1033
00:41:59,583 --> 00:42:00,917
Ivy Wolfe!

1034
00:42:01,000 --> 00:42:03,875
♪ Sunny electronic music ♪

1035
00:42:03,959 --> 00:42:08,875
<i>♪ ♪</i>

1036
00:42:21,542 --> 00:42:24,125
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

1037
00:42:24,208 --> 00:42:27,000
Hi. [LAUGHS]

1038
00:42:27,083 --> 00:42:30,667
I really can't believe
this just happened, honestly.

1039
00:42:30,750 --> 00:42:33,792
I'm kind of in shock right now.
[LAUGHS]

1040
00:42:33,875 --> 00:42:36,834
But I just wanna thank
everybody, honestly.

1041
00:42:36,917 --> 00:42:38,792
I wanna thank every single
person I've worked with.

1042
00:42:38,875 --> 00:42:40,375
I wanna thank every director,

1043
00:42:40,458 --> 00:42:43,208
every PA, every single person,
my agency...

1044
00:42:43,291 --> 00:42:45,333
I just... thank you guys.

1045
00:42:45,417 --> 00:42:48,083
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

1046
00:42:48,166 --> 00:42:53,291
<i>♪ ♪</i>

1047
00:42:56,417 --> 00:42:58,625
[EXCITED CHATTER]

1048
00:42:58,709 --> 00:42:59,667
[LAUGHTER AND CHEERS]

1049
00:42:59,750 --> 00:43:01,000
I'm Charlotte Stokely,

1050
00:43:01,083 --> 00:43:04,458
and welcome
to the 2019 AVN Show.

1051
00:43:04,542 --> 00:43:07,291
♪ Upbeat rock music ♪

1052
00:43:07,375 --> 00:43:11,083
<i>♪ ♪</i>

1053
00:43:11,166 --> 00:43:12,375
Oh, my God, I found Ella!

1054
00:43:12,458 --> 00:43:14,542
<i>♪ ♪</i>

1055
00:43:14,625 --> 00:43:16,500
I'm showing the boys
and girls back home

1056
00:43:16,583 --> 00:43:17,458
what they're missing out on.

1057
00:43:17,542 --> 00:43:19,041
Yeah, get here!

1058
00:43:19,125 --> 00:43:20,000
[BREATHY MOAN]

1059
00:43:20,083 --> 00:43:21,417
You guys having fun yet?

1060
00:43:21,500 --> 00:43:22,667
- [ALL] Yeah!
- [CHARLOTTE] Yeah!

1061
00:43:22,750 --> 00:43:23,834
I'm having a great time.

1062
00:43:23,917 --> 00:43:26,041
I feel like this is just
a big, huge party.

1063
00:43:26,125 --> 00:43:29,000
<i>♪ ♪</i>

1064
00:43:29,083 --> 00:43:30,959
Ooh!

1065
00:43:31,041 --> 00:43:32,458
[SOFI] I love meeting fans
and hanging out with them.

1066
00:43:32,542 --> 00:43:34,250
I can give them hugs and say hi,

1067
00:43:34,333 --> 00:43:35,792
and I love it.

1068
00:43:35,875 --> 00:43:38,250
[KIMMY] I just love
meeting people

1069
00:43:38,333 --> 00:43:41,750
that admire the work that I do
and just jerk off to me.

1070
00:43:41,834 --> 00:43:43,166
It's the coolest shit.

1071
00:43:43,250 --> 00:43:44,375
[CHARLOTTE] 'Cause
not only do you get

1072
00:43:44,458 --> 00:43:45,792
to meet your favorite stars,

1073
00:43:45,875 --> 00:43:48,834
but you also get to meet them
in sexy lingerie.

1074
00:43:48,917 --> 00:43:52,041
<i>♪ ♪</i>

1075
00:43:52,125 --> 00:43:53,917
They get to take pictures
with you and grab your boobs?

1076
00:43:54,000 --> 00:43:55,083
Yup.

1077
00:43:55,166 --> 00:43:56,208
That sounds like
a great time to me.

1078
00:43:56,291 --> 00:43:57,333
Let's shake our tits.

1079
00:43:57,417 --> 00:43:59,125
<i>♪ ♪</i>

1080
00:43:59,208 --> 00:44:01,417
Not only do you get to meet
your favorite porn stars,

1081
00:44:01,500 --> 00:44:03,875
but you also get
to play in the Lair,

1082
00:44:03,959 --> 00:44:07,083
"an interactive
kinky playspace."

1083
00:44:07,166 --> 00:44:08,375
It's interactive.

1084
00:44:08,458 --> 00:44:10,750
It's like an arcade game
but for your wiener.

1085
00:44:10,834 --> 00:44:13,000
I might dabble in fetish
a little bit.

1086
00:44:13,083 --> 00:44:14,542
I think everybody actually
dabbles a little bit,

1087
00:44:14,625 --> 00:44:16,125
whether they admit it or not.

1088
00:44:16,208 --> 00:44:17,542
[CHARLOTTE] Absolutely,
and that's a great reason

1089
00:44:17,625 --> 00:44:18,542
to come to the convention:

1090
00:44:18,625 --> 00:44:20,375
to experience more things

1091
00:44:20,458 --> 00:44:21,917
that you didn't know
you were into yet.

1092
00:44:22,000 --> 00:44:23,125
I've seen a lot of kinky shit,

1093
00:44:23,208 --> 00:44:24,583
but I've never seen this
before. [LAUGHS]

1094
00:44:24,667 --> 00:44:26,208
Thank you for coming by.

1095
00:44:26,291 --> 00:44:28,041
You're the most enthusiastic
person we've had all morning.

1096
00:44:28,125 --> 00:44:30,375
- Oh, my God, I just came.
- Whoo!

1097
00:44:30,458 --> 00:44:31,667
I'm not wearing any panties.

1098
00:44:31,750 --> 00:44:34,375
[MOANS]

1099
00:44:34,458 --> 00:44:36,125
We should, like,
just sleep in the same bed.

1100
00:44:36,208 --> 00:44:38,500
[GASPS] Right now?
Okay. Cut the camera.

1101
00:44:39,291 --> 00:44:41,250
Hosting the show is living up

1102
00:44:41,333 --> 00:44:44,417
to everything we hoped
it would be,

1103
00:44:44,500 --> 00:44:46,208
but I'm gonna be honest:

1104
00:44:46,291 --> 00:44:50,500
I was not prepared for all
of the dress changes tonight.

1105
00:44:50,583 --> 00:44:52,041
Well, wait a minute.

1106
00:44:52,125 --> 00:44:53,959
How many times are you
actually planning on changing?

1107
00:44:54,041 --> 00:44:56,667
Well, every time
I leave the stage,

1108
00:44:56,750 --> 00:44:59,834
I put on my backstage outfit,

1109
00:44:59,917 --> 00:45:03,917
and then I either put
something new on to come out in,

1110
00:45:04,000 --> 00:45:06,583
or I just put on whatever
I was wearing before.

1111
00:45:06,667 --> 00:45:10,375
That means you have, like,
six changes?

1112
00:45:10,458 --> 00:45:12,083
That's just crazy.

1113
00:45:12,166 --> 00:45:13,583
I know.

1114
00:45:13,667 --> 00:45:15,834
And I didn't know about all
these changes ahead of time,

1115
00:45:15,917 --> 00:45:18,750
so I'm gonna be out of outfits
in, like, two awards.

1116
00:45:18,834 --> 00:45:19,959
We'll just bring out
the next presenters,

1117
00:45:20,041 --> 00:45:21,792
and then we'll just go
to the mall real quick.

1118
00:45:21,875 --> 00:45:23,583
Okay.

1119
00:45:23,667 --> 00:45:26,125
I'm gonna go put on
my backstage outfit

1120
00:45:26,208 --> 00:45:27,417
so we can go.

1121
00:45:27,500 --> 00:45:28,625
Okay, wh...

1122
00:45:28,709 --> 00:45:30,000
Please welcome to the stage

1123
00:45:30,083 --> 00:45:31,875
three women that
don't need changing:

1124
00:45:31,959 --> 00:45:35,000
Christiana Cinn,
Prinzzess, and Haley Reed.

1125
00:45:35,083 --> 00:45:37,417
♪ Heavy rock music ♪

1126
00:45:37,500 --> 00:45:42,583
<i>♪ ♪</i>

1127
00:45:47,750 --> 00:45:49,333
Say hi to AVN.

1128
00:45:49,417 --> 00:45:51,291
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

1129
00:45:51,375 --> 00:45:53,125
[HALEY CHUCKLES]

1130
00:45:53,208 --> 00:45:54,959
According to the dictionary,

1131
00:45:55,041 --> 00:45:57,834
an actress is someone
who inhabits a role,

1132
00:45:57,917 --> 00:46:00,959
looks super sexy,
has passionate sex,

1133
00:46:01,041 --> 00:46:03,959
and can carry a story
while having an orgy.

1134
00:46:04,041 --> 00:46:06,834
It really says that, like,
in the dictionary

1135
00:46:06,917 --> 00:46:08,458
in a library?

1136
00:46:08,542 --> 00:46:13,125
Uh, yeah, in the 2019
AVN porn dictionary.

1137
00:46:13,208 --> 00:46:15,208
I found one backstage.

1138
00:46:15,291 --> 00:46:17,500
[GASPS] Oh, well,
that totally makes sense.

1139
00:46:17,583 --> 00:46:21,750
And these women definitely
define that description,

1140
00:46:21,834 --> 00:46:26,417
and they are the nominees
for Best Actress.

1141
00:46:26,500 --> 00:46:28,125
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

1142
00:46:28,208 --> 00:46:31,125
[ELECTRONIC WHOOSHING
AND CLICKING]

1143
00:46:35,834 --> 00:46:37,917
I don't feel very beautiful.

1144
00:46:42,875 --> 00:46:46,375
But you are missing
one very important thing...

1145
00:46:46,458 --> 00:46:49,709
The one thing that money
will never buy you.

1146
00:46:49,792 --> 00:46:52,750
I'm offering you love.

1147
00:46:52,834 --> 00:46:54,041
I'm just here for summer break.

1148
00:46:59,250 --> 00:47:01,667
[INHALES] Tells me
you'd make a great husband.

1149
00:47:01,750 --> 00:47:04,083
Now, that's embarrassing.

1150
00:47:04,166 --> 00:47:05,583
Well, it would've been worse
if you had said

1151
00:47:05,667 --> 00:47:08,250
you were some kind
of monster, right?

1152
00:47:08,333 --> 00:47:09,667
Why do you listen to this crap?

1153
00:47:14,917 --> 00:47:17,458
What category do I fall under?

1154
00:47:17,542 --> 00:47:19,333
The dumb sorority girl?

1155
00:47:19,417 --> 00:47:20,834
The batshit crazy chick?

1156
00:47:20,917 --> 00:47:22,125
Oh, no, no, no.
Let me guess.

1157
00:47:22,208 --> 00:47:23,500
I'm the naive head nodder

1158
00:47:23,583 --> 00:47:24,959
who believes
every word of bullshit

1159
00:47:25,041 --> 00:47:26,834
that comes out of your mouth.

1160
00:47:26,917 --> 00:47:28,041
Help!

1161
00:47:32,625 --> 00:47:33,625
[WOMAN SCREAMS]

1162
00:47:33,709 --> 00:47:34,542
I'm gonna go.

1163
00:47:34,625 --> 00:47:36,041
Why?

1164
00:47:36,125 --> 00:47:37,917
This is just too weird.
I...

1165
00:47:38,000 --> 00:47:41,083
I didn't know...
I never... I never would've.

1166
00:47:41,166 --> 00:47:41,917
What's wrong with you?

1167
00:47:42,000 --> 00:47:43,625
It's just too weird.

1168
00:47:43,709 --> 00:47:45,458
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

1169
00:47:45,542 --> 00:47:48,041
And the winner is...

1170
00:47:51,083 --> 00:47:52,792
[BOTH] Eliza Jane!

1171
00:47:52,875 --> 00:47:53,709
Whoo!

1172
00:47:53,792 --> 00:47:58,959
<i>♪ ♪</i>

1173
00:48:03,834 --> 00:48:05,625
Way to go.

1174
00:48:10,125 --> 00:48:12,291
[EXHALES] Oh, wow!

1175
00:48:12,375 --> 00:48:14,959
That's super cool. Uh...

1176
00:48:15,041 --> 00:48:16,375
Pure Taboo, you've been amazing.

1177
00:48:16,458 --> 00:48:17,667
The cast and crew of Anne

1178
00:48:17,750 --> 00:48:20,959
was beyond anything
I could've asked for.

1179
00:48:21,041 --> 00:48:23,583
Um, my awesome date tonight...

1180
00:48:23,667 --> 00:48:25,291
I couldn't ask
for anyone better.

1181
00:48:25,375 --> 00:48:28,000
And to sex workers everywhere,
whether you're here

1182
00:48:28,083 --> 00:48:29,500
or not in this room
with us tonight,

1183
00:48:29,583 --> 00:48:30,625
you're amazing.

1184
00:48:30,709 --> 00:48:33,250
You have all my support.

1185
00:48:33,333 --> 00:48:36,542
I've really had the time
of my life as Eliza Jane.

1186
00:48:36,625 --> 00:48:37,625
Thank you.

1187
00:48:37,709 --> 00:48:40,458
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

1188
00:48:40,542 --> 00:48:45,625
<i>♪ ♪</i>

1189
00:48:47,625 --> 00:48:49,792
[GASPS, MOANS]

1190
00:48:49,875 --> 00:48:52,250
Oh, my goodness.
It's so big.

1191
00:48:52,333 --> 00:48:53,667
Yeah?

1192
00:48:53,750 --> 00:48:56,458
♪ Jaunty music ♪

1193
00:48:56,542 --> 00:49:01,458
<i>♪ ♪</i>

1194
00:49:04,375 --> 00:49:06,750
There's just no words
to describe this.

1195
00:49:06,834 --> 00:49:08,041
I hope it fits.

1196
00:49:08,125 --> 00:49:09,125
[MALE NARRATOR]
In the landscape

1197
00:49:09,208 --> 00:49:11,417
of adult film male talent,

1198
00:49:11,500 --> 00:49:14,083
rarely does a unique
personality come along

1199
00:49:14,166 --> 00:49:15,166
such as Dredd.

1200
00:49:15,250 --> 00:49:16,625
- Hello.
- [LAUGHS]

1201
00:49:16,709 --> 00:49:19,166
[NARRATOR] Tonight,
Dredd and Little Dredd

1202
00:49:19,250 --> 00:49:22,333
sit down to commiserate
on the long, hard journey

1203
00:49:22,417 --> 00:49:26,166
to the 2019 AVN Awards.

1204
00:49:26,250 --> 00:49:27,917
- What happened?
- It's huge.

1205
00:49:28,000 --> 00:49:29,417
- What's going on?
- [GASPS]

1206
00:49:29,500 --> 00:49:31,250
Yeah, yeah, get that.
You know, I don't have hands.

1207
00:49:31,333 --> 00:49:32,583
- Fix you up a little bit.
- Are my glasses good?

1208
00:49:32,667 --> 00:49:33,750
There you go.

1209
00:49:33,834 --> 00:49:34,917
Did I say how much
I like your shoes?

1210
00:49:35,000 --> 00:49:36,208
Oh, well, thank you very much.

1211
00:49:36,291 --> 00:49:37,458
I mean, I'm lookin' at 'em
most of the day.

1212
00:49:37,542 --> 00:49:38,959
[LAUGHS]

1213
00:49:39,041 --> 00:49:41,959
Twenty nineteen AVNs.
We are here.

1214
00:49:42,041 --> 00:49:43,333
- I'm really excited...
- Mm-hmm.

1215
00:49:43,417 --> 00:49:45,166
- I agree.
- ...that we've made it.

1216
00:49:45,250 --> 00:49:48,083
We're up for
Male Performer of the Year.

1217
00:49:48,166 --> 00:49:49,125
Finally, yes.

1218
00:49:49,208 --> 00:49:50,625
My only question is,

1219
00:49:50,709 --> 00:49:52,125
what took 'em so long?

1220
00:49:52,208 --> 00:49:53,959
The fact that we are here...
I'm ecstatic,

1221
00:49:54,041 --> 00:49:55,166
and I hope you are too.

1222
00:49:55,250 --> 00:49:57,250
I am at full attention.

1223
00:49:57,333 --> 00:49:58,667
[CHUCKLES] I can see that.

1224
00:49:58,750 --> 00:50:01,166
[SNICKERS] We've done
some great gapes together,

1225
00:50:01,250 --> 00:50:04,208
but who would you say
was your favorite gape?

1226
00:50:04,291 --> 00:50:06,083
Oof. My favorite.

1227
00:50:06,166 --> 00:50:08,375
That is a tough question,
as you know.

1228
00:50:08,458 --> 00:50:09,750
That's why I asked.

1229
00:50:09,834 --> 00:50:11,208
Well, one of them,
off the top of my head...

1230
00:50:11,291 --> 00:50:13,166
And I'm sure you'll agree
with me on this...

1231
00:50:13,250 --> 00:50:15,041
Is, uh, Kissa Sins.

1232
00:50:15,125 --> 00:50:17,041
Oh, my God.
I was just gonna say that.

1233
00:50:17,125 --> 00:50:18,834
That is a cavernous area
right there.

1234
00:50:18,917 --> 00:50:20,625
I really agree with you.

1235
00:50:20,709 --> 00:50:23,917
When we unleash us upon them,

1236
00:50:24,000 --> 00:50:25,583
we tear their organs apart.

1237
00:50:25,667 --> 00:50:27,125
That's just a fact.

1238
00:50:27,208 --> 00:50:28,709
"Rearrange furniture,"
as I like to say.

1239
00:50:28,792 --> 00:50:29,875
- [LAUGHS]
- Because of you,

1240
00:50:29,959 --> 00:50:32,792
uh, we've actually had females...

1241
00:50:32,875 --> 00:50:35,458
There was one time
when one left the set.

1242
00:50:35,542 --> 00:50:37,125
I dropped my pants,
and you came out.

1243
00:50:37,208 --> 00:50:40,709
She pretty much said,
"Oh, my God. Hell no.

1244
00:50:40,792 --> 00:50:42,375
- There's no way."
- Damn right.

1245
00:50:42,458 --> 00:50:43,458
- [LAUGHS]
- Personally,

1246
00:50:43,542 --> 00:50:45,583
I think it was all your fault.

1247
00:50:45,667 --> 00:50:48,333
[CRICKETS CHIRPING]

1248
00:50:49,792 --> 00:50:51,542
I'm noticing some bruises
on you.

1249
00:50:51,625 --> 00:50:53,417
Oh, you got me.
I gotta confess.

1250
00:50:53,500 --> 00:50:55,250
You know the other night
when you were like,

1251
00:50:55,333 --> 00:50:56,875
"I'm so tired.
I'm just gonna go to bed"?

1252
00:50:56,959 --> 00:50:59,208
- Yeah?
- You did go to bed,

1253
00:50:59,291 --> 00:51:00,333
and I didn't.

1254
00:51:00,417 --> 00:51:01,709
I always hear you talking

1255
00:51:01,792 --> 00:51:02,834
about all these parties.

1256
00:51:02,917 --> 00:51:04,291
I went and checked one out.

1257
00:51:04,375 --> 00:51:06,041
I grabbed the camera crew,

1258
00:51:06,125 --> 00:51:07,834
we went upstairs,
and we mingled.

1259
00:51:07,917 --> 00:51:09,291
I didn't give any consent

1260
00:51:09,375 --> 00:51:11,792
to anything
that went on with you.

1261
00:51:11,875 --> 00:51:13,500
You wanna see the footage?

1262
00:51:13,583 --> 00:51:15,792
<i>♪ ♪</i>

1263
00:51:15,875 --> 00:51:17,000
Whoo!

1264
00:51:17,083 --> 00:51:18,959
I'm Dredd's dick!

1265
00:51:19,041 --> 00:51:21,250
- How are you doing?
- Oh, my God!

1266
00:51:21,333 --> 00:51:23,125
You just gave me
a mushroom stamp on my face.

1267
00:51:23,208 --> 00:51:26,000
I gotta experience
what AVN's all about

1268
00:51:26,083 --> 00:51:28,417
and meet all the hot porn stars.

1269
00:51:28,500 --> 00:51:30,583
I feel like you've already
met most of them.

1270
00:51:30,667 --> 00:51:32,792
I've crushed most of them.

1271
00:51:32,875 --> 00:51:34,083
Do you wanna go home
with me tonight?

1272
00:51:34,166 --> 00:51:36,875
Whoa! I don't know
if Dredd will approve,

1273
00:51:36,959 --> 00:51:39,041
but you know what?
He's sleeping.

1274
00:51:39,125 --> 00:51:42,291
[DREDD SNORING]

1275
00:51:44,291 --> 00:51:47,291
I'm just curious:
how did you get separated?

1276
00:51:47,375 --> 00:51:49,709
Uh, we don't have enough time
to talk about that.

1277
00:51:49,792 --> 00:51:51,375
It's time to have fun.

1278
00:51:51,458 --> 00:51:53,041
Would you lick my balls?

1279
00:51:53,125 --> 00:51:55,375
Do you think you could take me?

1280
00:51:55,458 --> 00:51:57,834
I think I could take you
in my fucking pussy.

1281
00:51:57,917 --> 00:51:59,333
I love a challenge.

1282
00:51:59,417 --> 00:52:00,834
I'm having a lot of fun.

1283
00:52:00,917 --> 00:52:02,417
I've never seen you
like this before.

1284
00:52:02,500 --> 00:52:04,333
I know.
I'm letting it loose!

1285
00:52:04,417 --> 00:52:05,583
Drink, drink, drink!

1286
00:52:05,667 --> 00:52:06,750
Aw, yeah!

1287
00:52:06,834 --> 00:52:08,417
Yeah!

1288
00:52:08,500 --> 00:52:10,709
So ticklish!
[LAUGHING]

1289
00:52:10,792 --> 00:52:12,417
Om-yum-yum-yum-yum.

1290
00:52:12,500 --> 00:52:15,041
I hope he sleeps forever!

1291
00:52:15,125 --> 00:52:19,208
AVN 2019 porn awards!

1292
00:52:19,291 --> 00:52:19,792
[THUDS]

1293
00:52:19,875 --> 00:52:21,417
[SNORING]

1294
00:52:21,500 --> 00:52:22,125
Hey, hey.

1295
00:52:22,208 --> 00:52:23,625
Oh, sorry, sorry.

1296
00:52:23,709 --> 00:52:25,291
- Back up here, okay.
- It was... it was a long night.

1297
00:52:25,375 --> 00:52:26,625
- Yeah.
- I have a mouth.

1298
00:52:26,709 --> 00:52:27,834
I got a brain.

1299
00:52:27,917 --> 00:52:29,458
I don't have ears,

1300
00:52:29,542 --> 00:52:31,542
so forever, I've been trying
to read your lips

1301
00:52:31,625 --> 00:52:33,542
and everyone else,
and for the longest,

1302
00:52:33,625 --> 00:52:36,166
I thought your name was Fred.

1303
00:52:36,250 --> 00:52:37,583
And I was like,

1304
00:52:37,667 --> 00:52:41,417
"Me and Fred are gonna
do some damage right now."

1305
00:52:41,500 --> 00:52:42,458
Well, this has been great.

1306
00:52:42,542 --> 00:52:44,250
I think we need to do this
more often.

1307
00:52:44,333 --> 00:52:46,041
I agree. Whoa.

1308
00:52:46,125 --> 00:52:48,041
It's like looking in a mirror.

1309
00:52:48,917 --> 00:52:50,166
Hey, Dredd, where you going?

1310
00:52:50,250 --> 00:52:51,458
Wait, Dredd!
Come back here!

1311
00:52:51,542 --> 00:52:52,917
You can't leave without me!

1312
00:52:53,000 --> 00:52:55,500
What're you gonna do,
finger-bang these girls?

1313
00:52:55,583 --> 00:52:57,500
They don't give awards
for finger-banging.

1314
00:52:57,583 --> 00:52:58,917
You need me, son!

1315
00:52:59,000 --> 00:53:00,709
God damn it!
I love you, Dredd.

1316
00:53:00,792 --> 00:53:03,375
♪ Electronic music ♪

1317
00:53:03,458 --> 00:53:06,625
<i>♪ ♪</i>

1318
00:53:06,709 --> 00:53:10,208
It seems like the standards
for this next award

1319
00:53:10,291 --> 00:53:14,000
keep getting harder and harder.

1320
00:53:14,083 --> 00:53:15,750
[CHUCKLES]

1321
00:53:15,834 --> 00:53:19,208
Thankfully,
getting harder and harder

1322
00:53:19,291 --> 00:53:22,667
is no problem
for this group of men.

1323
00:53:22,750 --> 00:53:26,709
Here are the nominees
for Male Performer of the Year.

1324
00:53:26,792 --> 00:53:29,375
[ELECTRONIC WHOOSHING
AND CLICKING]

1325
00:53:37,333 --> 00:53:39,834
♪ Hey ♪

1326
00:53:39,917 --> 00:53:42,250
♪ Hey, hey ♪

1327
00:53:46,125 --> 00:53:48,083
♪ Hey, hey ♪

1328
00:53:50,917 --> 00:53:51,917
[HALEY] Oh, my God.

1329
00:53:52,000 --> 00:53:54,291
And the winner is...

1330
00:53:54,375 --> 00:53:56,792
[ALL] Manuel Ferrara!

1331
00:53:56,875 --> 00:53:59,792
♪ Rock music ♪

1332
00:53:59,875 --> 00:54:04,417
<i>♪ ♪</i>

1333
00:54:04,500 --> 00:54:06,041
Good job.

1334
00:54:06,125 --> 00:54:09,000
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

1335
00:54:12,834 --> 00:54:14,208
[MANUEL] Holy shit.

1336
00:54:14,291 --> 00:54:16,917
This is number six, guys.
Thank you so much.

1337
00:54:17,000 --> 00:54:19,166
Um, I'd like to thank my wife...

1338
00:54:19,250 --> 00:54:22,375
My beautiful Kayden Kross.

1339
00:54:22,458 --> 00:54:24,792
I love so much, baby.

1340
00:54:24,875 --> 00:54:26,959
I can't wait to watch you win
the Director of the Year.

1341
00:54:27,041 --> 00:54:28,208
I love you so much.

1342
00:54:28,291 --> 00:54:33,458
<i>♪ ♪</i>

1343
00:54:38,041 --> 00:54:39,417
How are you, man?

1344
00:54:39,500 --> 00:54:41,291
I'm too old
for all this shit, man.

1345
00:54:41,375 --> 00:54:43,250
Young guys deserve it
more than me.

1346
00:54:43,333 --> 00:54:44,959
- Thank you so much.
- [LAUGHS]

1347
00:54:45,041 --> 00:54:47,083
[HOSTS SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY]

1348
00:54:47,166 --> 00:54:48,500
All right, buddy,
look, I'm sorry,

1349
00:54:48,583 --> 00:54:50,542
but I'm gonna have
to put you back in my pants.

1350
00:54:50,625 --> 00:54:52,125
But you're not gonna
stay there long, all right?

1351
00:54:52,208 --> 00:54:53,375
It's AVN Awards night,

1352
00:54:53,458 --> 00:54:55,333
and everybody gets laid tonight,

1353
00:54:55,417 --> 00:54:56,417
including you.

1354
00:54:56,500 --> 00:54:59,709
It's time to have fun!
Aw, yeah!

1355
00:54:59,792 --> 00:55:01,542
- [WOMAN]...is no problem...
- Oh, my good...

1356
00:55:01,625 --> 00:55:02,959
[BRITNEY] Is this
your first AVN win?

1357
00:55:03,041 --> 00:55:05,542
This is my first time
holding an AVN trophy.

1358
00:55:05,625 --> 00:55:07,208
- Oh, my God.
- It's so heavy.

1359
00:55:07,291 --> 00:55:08,667
I'm gonna get so buff,
'cause I'm never

1360
00:55:08,750 --> 00:55:09,875
gonna put this down.

1361
00:55:09,959 --> 00:55:12,166
[WITH ENGLISH ACCENT]
All right, so...

1362
00:55:12,250 --> 00:55:13,625
[BRITNEY]
What got you interested

1363
00:55:13,709 --> 00:55:16,417
in wanting to join
the adult industry?

1364
00:55:16,500 --> 00:55:19,125
I was just kind of, like,
on a sexual freedom journey,

1365
00:55:19,208 --> 00:55:20,375
and it was, like,
a slow process,

1366
00:55:20,458 --> 00:55:21,667
and then all the sudden,
it was like...

1367
00:55:21,750 --> 00:55:23,125
[RASPING DEMONICALLY]
"All right, let's do this."

1368
00:55:23,208 --> 00:55:25,458
[LAUGHTER]

1369
00:55:26,208 --> 00:55:27,625
It is now my great pleasure

1370
00:55:27,709 --> 00:55:32,083
to be joined by
the 2019 AVN trophy girls,

1371
00:55:32,166 --> 00:55:36,542
Gianna Dior and Athena Faris!

1372
00:55:36,625 --> 00:55:38,125
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

1373
00:55:38,208 --> 00:55:39,458
Thank you so much, Esther.

1374
00:55:39,542 --> 00:55:41,417
We're so happy
to be your trophy girls.

1375
00:55:41,500 --> 00:55:44,000
It really is a dream come true.

1376
00:55:44,083 --> 00:55:46,834
That's so great to hear.
Now, I have a question.

1377
00:55:46,917 --> 00:55:49,583
Since no one spends more time
onstage than you two,

1378
00:55:49,667 --> 00:55:51,125
are there any tips you have

1379
00:55:51,208 --> 00:55:53,041
for any of the winners
that are left tonight?

1380
00:55:53,125 --> 00:55:54,291
You bet we do.

1381
00:55:54,375 --> 00:55:55,583
First of all,

1382
00:55:55,667 --> 00:55:58,125
think of your acceptance speech
like a sex scene.

1383
00:55:58,208 --> 00:56:01,625
You might get choked up
and your mascara might run,

1384
00:56:01,709 --> 00:56:04,625
but always keep eye contact
with the camera.

1385
00:56:04,709 --> 00:56:07,542
It looks hot.
Maybe even drool a little.

1386
00:56:07,625 --> 00:56:10,250
Also, from the moment
you hear your name

1387
00:56:10,333 --> 00:56:11,500
and you get on the stage,

1388
00:56:11,583 --> 00:56:13,834
treat it like
the end of a sex scene.

1389
00:56:13,917 --> 00:56:15,750
Be ready to pop,

1390
00:56:15,834 --> 00:56:19,208
and please, don't go on and on
and on for a long time.

1391
00:56:19,291 --> 00:56:21,458
Oh, wow.
That's really helpful.

1392
00:56:21,542 --> 00:56:22,875
Anything else?

1393
00:56:22,959 --> 00:56:24,250
Yup. When you're the host,

1394
00:56:24,333 --> 00:56:25,500
make sure you know
the perfect time

1395
00:56:25,583 --> 00:56:27,250
to bring up the next presenters.

1396
00:56:27,333 --> 00:56:29,250
Cool. Cool.

1397
00:56:30,500 --> 00:56:32,625
[LAUGHTER]

1398
00:56:32,709 --> 00:56:34,333
Kay, the perfect time is now.

1399
00:56:34,417 --> 00:56:38,959
Oh! Please welcome to the stage
Gia Paige and,

1400
00:56:39,041 --> 00:56:42,959
for the very first time
onstage anywhere ever,

1401
00:56:43,041 --> 00:56:45,792
Johnny Castle!

1402
00:56:45,875 --> 00:56:51,000
<i>♪ ♪</i>

1403
00:56:56,417 --> 00:56:58,250
Wow.

1404
00:56:58,333 --> 00:57:00,458
We get to give out
one of the biggest awards

1405
00:57:00,542 --> 00:57:02,208
of our industry:

1406
00:57:02,291 --> 00:57:04,458
Female Performer of the Year.

1407
00:57:04,542 --> 00:57:06,959
I know!

1408
00:57:07,041 --> 00:57:10,166
I think it says a lot about us
that we're the presenters.

1409
00:57:10,250 --> 00:57:11,667
I agree.

1410
00:57:11,750 --> 00:57:13,583
But what does it say?

1411
00:57:13,667 --> 00:57:15,667
Pretty sure it says
we didn't win.

1412
00:57:15,750 --> 00:57:17,375
- [LAUGHTER]
- Mm.

1413
00:57:17,458 --> 00:57:20,291
Well, let's find out
who did win.

1414
00:57:20,375 --> 00:57:24,166
Here are the nominees for
Female Performer of the Year.

1415
00:57:24,250 --> 00:57:26,625
[ELECTRONIC CLICKING]

1416
00:58:19,625 --> 00:58:21,709
And the winner is...

1417
00:58:23,625 --> 00:58:26,542
[BOTH] Angela White!

1418
00:58:26,625 --> 00:58:31,709
<i>♪ ♪</i>

1419
00:58:46,041 --> 00:58:47,500
[LAUGHS]

1420
00:58:47,583 --> 00:58:49,583
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

1421
00:58:49,667 --> 00:58:52,542
Thank you, AVN,
for this incredible honor.

1422
00:58:52,625 --> 00:58:55,000
[EXHALES] I couldn't
be up here tonight

1423
00:58:55,083 --> 00:58:58,333
without the support
of so many of you.

1424
00:58:58,417 --> 00:59:01,625
This industry
is so special to me.

1425
00:59:01,709 --> 00:59:04,166
It is innovative,
it's progressive,

1426
00:59:04,250 --> 00:59:06,542
and it's inclusive

1427
00:59:06,625 --> 00:59:09,500
and, ultimately, it's important.

1428
00:59:09,583 --> 00:59:10,709
Yeah.

1429
00:59:10,792 --> 00:59:12,041
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

1430
00:59:12,125 --> 00:59:14,542
And I'm so, so proud

1431
00:59:14,625 --> 00:59:18,041
to be here with you tonight
to celebrate our achievements.

1432
00:59:18,125 --> 00:59:20,166
Thank you.

1433
00:59:20,250 --> 00:59:25,125
<i>♪ ♪</i>

1434
00:59:29,291 --> 00:59:31,208
I can't help but feel like
we're missing something

1435
00:59:31,291 --> 00:59:33,083
out here onstage.

1436
00:59:33,166 --> 00:59:34,625
- Like what?
- [WOMAN] Gia's ass.

1437
00:59:34,709 --> 00:59:36,583
- [LAUGHS]
- I don't know.

1438
00:59:36,667 --> 00:59:38,917
We look hot,
the cameras are rolling,

1439
00:59:39,000 --> 00:59:42,291
the lights are on,
and we're ready for action.

1440
00:59:42,375 --> 00:59:46,000
But we can't have action
without a director.

1441
00:59:46,083 --> 00:59:47,750
If only there was
some way for us

1442
00:59:47,834 --> 00:59:50,083
to get a director
up here with us.

1443
00:59:50,166 --> 00:59:52,959
Let's read the list
of the next nominees

1444
00:59:53,041 --> 00:59:54,959
and see if that helps.

1445
00:59:55,041 --> 00:59:58,333
Here are the nominees
for Director of the Year.

1446
00:59:58,417 --> 01:00:02,667
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

1447
01:00:02,750 --> 01:00:04,834
[ELECTRONIC CLICKING]

1448
01:00:06,709 --> 01:00:08,166
♪ Let's go! ♪

1449
01:00:24,667 --> 01:00:27,542
And the winner is...

1450
01:00:27,625 --> 01:00:30,000
[BOTH] Kayden Kross!

1451
01:00:30,083 --> 01:00:33,000
♪ Rock music ♪

1452
01:00:33,083 --> 01:00:38,000
<i>♪ ♪</i>

1453
01:00:52,625 --> 01:00:54,333
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

1454
01:00:54,417 --> 01:00:56,208
[KAYDEN SNIFFLES] Thank you.

1455
01:00:56,291 --> 01:00:58,208
[MAN] Kayden!

1456
01:00:58,291 --> 01:01:01,500
Greg Lansky,
you told me this was possible.

1457
01:01:01,583 --> 01:01:02,625
I didn't think it was.
[LAUGHS]

1458
01:01:02,709 --> 01:01:04,125
Thank you.

1459
01:01:04,208 --> 01:01:07,792
Manuel, you have been there
for everything.

1460
01:01:07,875 --> 01:01:10,041
But most of all,
thank you, performers.

1461
01:01:10,125 --> 01:01:12,291
I know how hard it is.

1462
01:01:12,375 --> 01:01:14,333
I know because I've been there.
I have been you.

1463
01:01:14,417 --> 01:01:16,000
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

1464
01:01:16,083 --> 01:01:18,333
Love you!

1465
01:01:18,417 --> 01:01:21,417
The resilience it takes,
the confidence it takes...

1466
01:01:21,500 --> 01:01:22,750
Thank you for your strength.

1467
01:01:22,834 --> 01:01:27,959
<i>♪ ♪</i>

1468
01:01:33,083 --> 01:01:35,583
Thank you so much.
I love you. Thank you so much.

1469
01:01:35,667 --> 01:01:37,375
[BRITNEY] So you're
the second person

1470
01:01:37,458 --> 01:01:39,083
to win two times in a row.

1471
01:01:39,166 --> 01:01:40,375
How does that feel?

1472
01:01:40,458 --> 01:01:42,333
Um, absolutely incredible.

1473
01:01:42,417 --> 01:01:44,166
It's-it's an amazing honor.

1474
01:01:44,250 --> 01:01:45,834
[BRITNEY] How you gonna
celebrate tonight?

1475
01:01:45,917 --> 01:01:47,500
Well, I'm waiting for my wife
to, uh,

1476
01:01:47,583 --> 01:01:48,750
win Director of the Year,

1477
01:01:48,834 --> 01:01:51,000
and then we're, uh,
probably gonna have sex.

1478
01:01:51,083 --> 01:01:51,834
- [MANUEL] You know.
- [BRITNEY] It's a big night

1479
01:01:51,917 --> 01:01:53,083
for your family altogether.

1480
01:01:53,166 --> 01:01:55,667
Your husband just won
a big award... and you,

1481
01:01:55,750 --> 01:01:57,208
and so how are you guys
gonna celebrate?

1482
01:01:57,291 --> 01:01:59,458
[KAYDEN] Um...

1483
01:01:59,542 --> 01:02:01,125
well, you know. [LAUGHS]

1484
01:02:01,208 --> 01:02:03,000
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
He already told us, actually.

1485
01:02:03,083 --> 01:02:04,667
- Such a great speech.
- Thank you.

1486
01:02:04,750 --> 01:02:05,875
Is there anything
that you left out

1487
01:02:05,959 --> 01:02:07,041
that you'd like to say now,
behind...

1488
01:02:07,125 --> 01:02:08,291
I... well, you know what?

1489
01:02:08,375 --> 01:02:09,583
I'd like to thank the fans,

1490
01:02:09,667 --> 01:02:11,333
because the... without the fans,

1491
01:02:11,417 --> 01:02:13,000
we wouldn't be able
to do any of this,

1492
01:02:13,083 --> 01:02:15,917
and-and they always
inspire me to do better.

1493
01:02:16,000 --> 01:02:17,250
[BRITNEY] What do you think
it is about you

1494
01:02:17,333 --> 01:02:18,417
that sets you apart
from all these other guys?

1495
01:02:18,500 --> 01:02:19,959
My foreskin.

1496
01:02:20,041 --> 01:02:21,583
How much water
is on my face right now?

1497
01:02:21,667 --> 01:02:23,500
That's okay.
You won such a big award.

1498
01:02:23,583 --> 01:02:25,000
Of course you're gonna
be emotional.

1499
01:02:25,083 --> 01:02:26,667
[MANUEL] I forgot
to thank AVN. Oh, my God.

1500
01:02:26,750 --> 01:02:28,375
- Oh, my gosh! Ah!
- AVN, thank you!

1501
01:02:28,458 --> 01:02:30,333
Thank you, AVN.
Thank you.

1502
01:02:30,417 --> 01:02:35,375
<i>♪ ♪</i>

1503
01:02:35,458 --> 01:02:37,583
Thank you, Kayden,
for teaching me how to act

1504
01:02:37,667 --> 01:02:40,125
without a dick in my mouth.
[LAUGHS]

1505
01:02:40,208 --> 01:02:41,583
I think the best thing
about sex with a woman

1506
01:02:41,667 --> 01:02:43,083
is just being with Kissa Sins,

1507
01:02:43,166 --> 01:02:44,625
because she's
so fucking genuine.

1508
01:02:44,709 --> 01:02:47,041
<i>♪ ♪</i>

1509
01:02:47,125 --> 01:02:48,667
[KAYDEN] Greg Lansky. [LAUGHS]

1510
01:02:48,750 --> 01:02:51,834
This is you.
This is you.

1511
01:02:51,917 --> 01:02:53,375
Tori Black,
I wish you were here,

1512
01:02:53,458 --> 01:02:55,417
because, fuck, you're good.

1513
01:02:55,500 --> 01:02:57,000
[CHANEL] ...why I want
to dedicate this win

1514
01:02:57,083 --> 01:02:58,667
to all of my fellow
transgender peers

1515
01:02:58,750 --> 01:02:59,917
who have been nominated.

1516
01:03:00,000 --> 01:03:01,667
- [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
- [CHANEL LAUGHS]

1517
01:03:01,750 --> 01:03:03,750
Trans people are not taboo
nor a fetish.

1518
01:03:03,834 --> 01:03:06,875
We are people who want
to be allowed to work,

1519
01:03:06,959 --> 01:03:09,959
to serve in our country,
and, most importantly,

1520
01:03:10,041 --> 01:03:11,458
live a life of our own choosing

1521
01:03:11,542 --> 01:03:13,083
just like anybody else.

1522
01:03:13,166 --> 01:03:15,458
I love you guys.
Thank you.

1523
01:03:15,542 --> 01:03:18,083
It truly is my honor
to introduce a man

1524
01:03:18,166 --> 01:03:21,500
that dedicates his work
to fighting for us,

1525
01:03:21,583 --> 01:03:24,625
advancing our industry
on every platform,

1526
01:03:24,709 --> 01:03:27,166
and stands firmly as a voice
for positivity

1527
01:03:27,250 --> 01:03:29,458
and inclusiveness
in our community.

1528
01:03:29,542 --> 01:03:30,959
Along with Whitney Wright,

1529
01:03:31,041 --> 01:03:33,792
please welcome
the chief executive officer

1530
01:03:33,875 --> 01:03:36,291
of the AVN Media Network,

1531
01:03:36,375 --> 01:03:38,291
Tony Rios!

1532
01:03:38,375 --> 01:03:41,333
♪ Rock music ♪

1533
01:03:41,417 --> 01:03:46,000
<i>♪ ♪</i>

1534
01:03:46,083 --> 01:03:49,000
[CHUCKLES] Thank you.

1535
01:03:49,083 --> 01:03:52,417
Camming is such a large part
of our industry,

1536
01:03:52,500 --> 01:03:55,625
and it grows every year
more and more.

1537
01:03:55,709 --> 01:03:58,667
The ability to be a cam
performer offers fans

1538
01:03:58,750 --> 01:04:02,959
a personal experience with
the entertainers they love.

1539
01:04:03,041 --> 01:04:06,041
It allows men and women
who use camming

1540
01:04:06,125 --> 01:04:09,667
the opportunity
to freely express themselves

1541
01:04:09,750 --> 01:04:13,333
and use their talents
any way they choose.

1542
01:04:13,417 --> 01:04:17,959
These first nominees chose
to use their imagination,

1543
01:04:18,041 --> 01:04:21,583
interests, sewing machines,
and hard work

1544
01:04:21,667 --> 01:04:24,166
to become some of
the best in the world,

1545
01:04:24,250 --> 01:04:28,417
and all that hard work is not
just recognized by AVN

1546
01:04:28,500 --> 01:04:30,709
but by fans as well

1547
01:04:30,792 --> 01:04:35,542
because this and the next award
are decided by the fans.

1548
01:04:35,625 --> 01:04:37,583
Here are the nominees

1549
01:04:37,667 --> 01:04:41,583
for the fan award
for Favorite Cam Cosplayer.

1550
01:04:41,667 --> 01:04:43,166
♪ Dramatic percussion ♪

1551
01:04:43,250 --> 01:04:46,166
- [ELECTRONIC HUMMING]
- ♪ marching band music ♪

1552
01:04:46,250 --> 01:04:51,125
<i>♪ ♪</i>

1553
01:05:13,792 --> 01:05:15,834
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

1554
01:05:15,917 --> 01:05:18,083
And the award goes to...

1555
01:05:19,792 --> 01:05:21,792
[BOTH] Elise Laurenne.

1556
01:05:21,875 --> 01:05:26,959
<i>♪ ♪</i>

1557
01:05:37,500 --> 01:05:39,000
Thank you.

1558
01:05:39,083 --> 01:05:41,125
So, uh, I lost my voice.

1559
01:05:41,208 --> 01:05:42,792
Okay, so hi, my name is Jen.

1560
01:05:42,875 --> 01:05:44,333
I'm one of Elisa's best friends.

1561
01:05:44,417 --> 01:05:46,166
I'm taking over for her,
but she wanted to thank

1562
01:05:46,250 --> 01:05:47,709
her Butt Freckle Cult.

1563
01:05:47,792 --> 01:05:49,333
She's so grateful
to get this award.

1564
01:05:49,417 --> 01:05:50,959
- [QUIETLY] Yes. Thank you.
- Yes, and what else?

1565
01:05:51,041 --> 01:05:53,291
- Tell them. [LAUGHS]
- Stay creative.

1566
01:05:53,375 --> 01:05:56,500
Stay creative! Whoo!
Congratulations!

1567
01:05:56,583 --> 01:06:01,291
<i>♪ ♪</i>

1568
01:06:07,625 --> 01:06:10,208
What makes camming so special

1569
01:06:10,291 --> 01:06:13,542
is that it allows
each performer the abilities

1570
01:06:13,625 --> 01:06:18,542
to truly connect with our fans,
and when it comes to camming,

1571
01:06:18,625 --> 01:06:20,291
it's those relationships

1572
01:06:20,375 --> 01:06:23,333
that make all the work
and performing worth it.

1573
01:06:23,417 --> 01:06:26,750
Tonight, the fans get
to speak again

1574
01:06:26,834 --> 01:06:30,083
and show how strong those
relationships really are.

1575
01:06:30,166 --> 01:06:32,083
Here are the nominees

1576
01:06:32,166 --> 01:06:37,000
for the fan award
for Favorite Cam Girl.

1577
01:06:37,083 --> 01:06:39,750
- [ELECTRONIC HUMMING]
- ♪ marching band music ♪

1578
01:06:39,834 --> 01:06:44,875
<i>♪ ♪</i>

1579
01:07:10,417 --> 01:07:11,959
And the winner is...

1580
01:07:13,667 --> 01:07:15,792
[BOTH] Kati3kat!

1581
01:07:15,875 --> 01:07:21,041
<i>♪ ♪</i>

1582
01:07:31,583 --> 01:07:35,375
Wow. If, uh... if somebody
had told me four years ago

1583
01:07:35,458 --> 01:07:37,917
that I would be up on this stage

1584
01:07:38,000 --> 01:07:40,417
three years in a row, I swear,

1585
01:07:40,500 --> 01:07:42,208
I would not have believed them.

1586
01:07:42,291 --> 01:07:45,709
I've never found a group
of girls more supportive

1587
01:07:45,792 --> 01:07:49,291
and a group of people who
have seen every part of me

1588
01:07:49,375 --> 01:07:52,458
when I play video games
and when I just hang out.

1589
01:07:52,542 --> 01:07:54,083
I have the biggest supporters,

1590
01:07:54,166 --> 01:07:56,083
and thank you so much
for your votes.

1591
01:07:56,166 --> 01:07:57,667
Thank you, AVN,
for an amazing platform.

1592
01:07:57,750 --> 01:07:58,875
Thank you, My Free Cams.

1593
01:07:58,959 --> 01:08:00,458
Thank you so much, KKC.

1594
01:08:00,542 --> 01:08:02,583
Fuck you. Fuck you. Peace out.

1595
01:08:02,667 --> 01:08:03,625
Peace out!

1596
01:08:03,709 --> 01:08:08,875
<i>♪ ♪</i>

1597
01:08:11,375 --> 01:08:13,542
- [SQUEALS] Yes!
- Thank you.

1598
01:08:13,625 --> 01:08:15,208
- You're gonna go this way.
- [MAN] This way. This way.

1599
01:08:15,291 --> 01:08:16,750
[BRITNEY] Is this
your first AVN win?

1600
01:08:16,834 --> 01:08:18,667
- [ELISE] Yes, it is.
- [BRITNEY] Oh, my God!

1601
01:08:18,750 --> 01:08:19,625
- [BRITNEY] Congratulations.
- [ELISE] I'm very excited.

1602
01:08:19,709 --> 01:08:21,208
Thank you.

1603
01:08:21,291 --> 01:08:22,667
What do you want to say to
your fans that voted for you?

1604
01:08:22,750 --> 01:08:24,834
I love you.
I love you a lot.

1605
01:08:24,917 --> 01:08:27,208
Thank you so much
for voting for me,

1606
01:08:27,291 --> 01:08:29,250
especially to
my Butt Freckle Cult.

1607
01:08:29,333 --> 01:08:31,083
Y'all are amazing.
Thank you.

1608
01:08:31,166 --> 01:08:33,667
[KATI3KAT] What I have to say
to the Kati3kat Crew, the KKC:

1609
01:08:33,750 --> 01:08:35,375
you are a crazy group
of members.

1610
01:08:35,458 --> 01:08:37,709
You guys know how awkward I am,

1611
01:08:37,792 --> 01:08:41,166
and getting me up on that stage
every year is...

1612
01:08:41,250 --> 01:08:44,041
I hate you for it.
I love you. Thank you.

1613
01:08:44,125 --> 01:08:46,208
I appreciate you,
and, most importantly,

1614
01:08:46,291 --> 01:08:47,417
fuck you.

1615
01:08:47,500 --> 01:08:49,875
Fuck you. [LAUGHS]
Seriously.

1616
01:08:50,000 --> 01:08:51,417
[BRITNEY] How are you gonna
celebrate tonight?

1617
01:08:51,500 --> 01:08:53,041
Getting really, really,
really drunk

1618
01:08:53,125 --> 01:08:55,875
and pretending I did not act
as awkward as I thought I did

1619
01:08:55,959 --> 01:08:57,667
- up on that stage.
- [BOTH LAUGH]

1620
01:08:57,750 --> 01:08:59,500
[ANNOUNCER] Ladies and gentlemen,

1621
01:08:59,583 --> 01:09:02,500
please welcome the final
presenters of the evening:

1622
01:09:02,583 --> 01:09:05,667
Adria Rae, Steve Holmes,
and Gina Valentina.

1623
01:09:05,750 --> 01:09:10,834
<i>♪ ♪</i>

1624
01:09:13,125 --> 01:09:16,959
This final award
is only for winners.

1625
01:09:17,041 --> 01:09:17,709
Literally.

1626
01:09:17,792 --> 01:09:19,166
In order to win,

1627
01:09:19,250 --> 01:09:21,875
you have to already won tonight.

1628
01:09:21,959 --> 01:09:24,750
Let's find out
who the double winner is.

1629
01:09:24,834 --> 01:09:28,417
Here are the nominees
for Movie of the Year.

1630
01:09:28,500 --> 01:09:31,417
[ELECTRONIC WHOOSHING
AND CLICKING]

1631
01:10:06,917 --> 01:10:09,125
And the winner...

1632
01:10:09,208 --> 01:10:12,667
for Movie of the Year...

1633
01:10:12,750 --> 01:10:16,959
[ALL] The Possession
of Mrs. Hyde!

1634
01:10:17,041 --> 01:10:18,834
[STEVE] Wicked Pictures!

1635
01:10:18,917 --> 01:10:24,083
<i>♪ ♪</i>

1636
01:10:32,083 --> 01:10:36,166
I just wanna dedicate this
to all the people at AVN...

1637
01:10:36,250 --> 01:10:40,625
The guys who spend weeks
locked in a room

1638
01:10:40,709 --> 01:10:43,333
watching every single movie,

1639
01:10:43,417 --> 01:10:45,375
debating... really debating
on the merits

1640
01:10:45,458 --> 01:10:47,792
of every one of them,

1641
01:10:47,875 --> 01:10:50,834
that, to the outside world,
you guys have a dream job,

1642
01:10:50,917 --> 01:10:52,750
but-but I know how hard it is,

1643
01:10:52,834 --> 01:10:55,250
and-and I really appreciate it
and I value it,

1644
01:10:55,333 --> 01:10:57,583
and that is why, after 30 years,

1645
01:10:57,667 --> 01:11:00,750
winning one of these, uh,
still means a lot to me.

1646
01:11:00,834 --> 01:11:02,000
Thank you so much.

1647
01:11:02,083 --> 01:11:06,959
<i>♪ ♪</i>

1648
01:11:12,125 --> 01:11:14,500
- [AXEL] Are you excited?
- Yeah, excited, nervous.

1649
01:11:14,583 --> 01:11:15,542
[AXEL] Is it... is it
nerve-racking every time

1650
01:11:15,625 --> 01:11:17,375
- that you step onstage?
- Absolutely.

1651
01:11:17,458 --> 01:11:19,166
Actually, that was
the most nerve-racking.

1652
01:11:19,250 --> 01:11:20,375
- The most...
- The most nerve-racking?

1653
01:11:20,458 --> 01:11:21,709
- The most. The most, yeah.
- Is it?

1654
01:11:21,792 --> 01:11:23,375
[DJ] AVN!

1655
01:11:23,458 --> 01:11:25,583
We need you
on your feet right now!

1656
01:11:25,667 --> 01:11:27,333
[CARDI B] Bardi!

1657
01:11:27,417 --> 01:11:28,917
♪ Dramatic rock music ♪

1658
01:11:29,000 --> 01:11:32,375
[DJ] Hands in the air!

1659
01:11:32,458 --> 01:11:34,125
One, two, three, let's go!

1660
01:11:34,208 --> 01:11:35,542
♪ Your bitch wanna party
with Cardi ♪

1661
01:11:35,625 --> 01:11:37,542
♪ Cartier Bardi in a 'Rari ♪

1662
01:11:37,625 --> 01:11:40,166
♪ Diamonds all over my body,
shinin' all over my body ♪

1663
01:11:40,250 --> 01:11:41,458
♪ Cardi got your bitch
on Molly ♪

1664
01:11:41,542 --> 01:11:42,750
♪ Bitch, you ain't gang,
you lame ♪

1665
01:11:42,834 --> 01:11:43,959
♪ Bentley truck
lane to lane ♪

1666
01:11:44,041 --> 01:11:44,792
♪ Blow out the brain ♪

1667
01:11:44,875 --> 01:11:46,041
♪ I go insane, insane ♪

1668
01:11:46,125 --> 01:11:47,458
♪ I drop a check
on the chain ♪

1669
01:11:47,542 --> 01:11:48,959
♪ Fuck up a check
in the Flame ♪

1670
01:11:49,041 --> 01:11:50,583
♪ Cardi took your man,
you upset, uh ♪

1671
01:11:50,667 --> 01:11:52,291
♪ Cardi got rich,
they upset, yeah ♪

1672
01:11:52,375 --> 01:11:53,542
♪ Cardi put
the pussy on Offset ♪

1673
01:11:53,625 --> 01:11:55,500
♪ Cartier,
Cardi B brain on Offset ♪

1674
01:11:55,583 --> 01:11:57,083
♪ Cardi took your man,
you upset, uh ♪

1675
01:11:57,166 --> 01:11:58,792
♪ Cardi got rich,
they upset, yeah ♪

1676
01:11:58,875 --> 01:12:00,208
♪ Cardi put the pussy
on Offset ♪

1677
01:12:00,291 --> 01:12:01,625
♪ Cartier,
Cardi B brain on Offset ♪

1678
01:12:01,709 --> 01:12:03,250
♪ Who get this motherfucker
started ♪

1679
01:12:03,333 --> 01:12:04,500
- ♪ Cardi ♪
- ♪ Who took your bitch ♪

1680
01:12:04,583 --> 01:12:05,917
- ♪ Out to party ♪
- ♪ Cardi ♪

1681
01:12:06,000 --> 01:12:07,208
♪ I took your bitch
and departed ♪

1682
01:12:07,291 --> 01:12:08,458
♪ Who that be fly
as a martian?

1683
01:12:08,542 --> 01:12:09,917
- ♪ Cardi ♪
- ♪ Who that on fleek ♪

1684
01:12:10,000 --> 01:12:11,375
- ♪ In the cut ♪
- ♪ Cardi ♪

1685
01:12:11,458 --> 01:12:12,834
♪ Who got them bricks
in the truck ♪

1686
01:12:12,917 --> 01:12:14,125
- ♪ Cardi ♪
- ♪ The diamonds gon' hit ♪

1687
01:12:14,208 --> 01:12:15,208
♪ Like a bitch
on a bitchy-ass bitch ♪

1688
01:12:15,291 --> 01:12:16,542
♪ Bitch, you a wannabe Cardi ♪

1689
01:12:16,625 --> 01:12:18,458
♪ Red-bottom MJ
moonwalk on a bitch ♪

1690
01:12:18,542 --> 01:12:19,500
♪ Moonwalkin'
through your clique ♪

1691
01:12:19,583 --> 01:12:21,458
♪ I'm moonwalkin' in the six ♪

1692
01:12:21,542 --> 01:12:23,166
♪ Sticky with the kick,
moon rocks in this bitch ♪

1693
01:12:23,250 --> 01:12:24,959
♪ I'm from
the motherfuckin' Bronx ♪

1694
01:12:25,041 --> 01:12:26,542
♪ I keep the pump
in the trunk ♪

1695
01:12:26,625 --> 01:12:28,250
♪ Bitch, if you bad,
then jump ♪

1696
01:12:28,333 --> 01:12:29,625
♪ Might leave your bitch
in a slump ♪

1697
01:12:29,709 --> 01:12:31,291
♪ Your bitch wanna party
with Cardi ♪

1698
01:12:31,375 --> 01:12:33,166
♪ Cartier Bardi in a 'Rari ♪

1699
01:12:33,250 --> 01:12:35,583
♪ Diamonds all over my body,
shinin' all over my body ♪

1700
01:12:35,667 --> 01:12:37,166
♪ Cardi got your bitch
on Molly ♪

1701
01:12:37,250 --> 01:12:38,333
♪ Bitch, you ain't gang,
you lame ♪

1702
01:12:38,417 --> 01:12:39,709
♪ Bentley truck
lane to lane ♪

1703
01:12:39,792 --> 01:12:41,667
♪ Blow out the brain,
I go insane, insane ♪

1704
01:12:41,750 --> 01:12:43,166
♪ I drop a check
on the chain ♪

1705
01:12:43,250 --> 01:12:44,667
♪ Fuck up a check
in the Flame ♪

1706
01:12:44,750 --> 01:12:46,166
♪ Cardi took your man,
you upset, uh ♪

1707
01:12:46,250 --> 01:12:47,667
♪ Cardi got rich,
they upset, yeah ♪

1708
01:12:47,750 --> 01:12:49,166
♪ Cardi put the pussy
on Offset ♪

1709
01:12:49,250 --> 01:12:50,792
♪ Cartier,
Cardi B brain on Offset ♪

1710
01:12:50,875 --> 01:12:52,667
♪ Cardi took your man,
you upset, uh ♪

1711
01:12:52,750 --> 01:12:54,166
♪ Cardi got rich,
they upset, yeah ♪

1712
01:12:54,250 --> 01:12:55,375
♪ Cardi put the pussy
on Offset ♪

1713
01:12:55,458 --> 01:12:57,625
♪ Cartier,
Cardi B brain on Offset ♪

1714
01:12:57,709 --> 01:12:59,291
♪ Step in this bitch
in Givenchy ♪

1715
01:12:59,375 --> 01:13:01,375
♪ Fuck up a check
in Givenchy ♪

1716
01:13:01,458 --> 01:13:02,500
♪ Boss out the coupe
and them inches ♪

1717
01:13:02,583 --> 01:13:03,834
♪ I fuck up a bag
at the Fendi ♪

1718
01:13:03,917 --> 01:13:05,208
♪ I fuck up a bag
in a minute ♪

1719
01:13:05,291 --> 01:13:06,625
♪ Who you know drip
like this ♪

1720
01:13:06,709 --> 01:13:07,959
♪ Who you know built
like this ♪

1721
01:13:08,041 --> 01:13:09,375
♪ I'm poppin' shit
like a dude ♪

1722
01:13:09,458 --> 01:13:10,458
♪ Pull up
and pop at your crew ♪

1723
01:13:10,542 --> 01:13:11,792
♪ Brr, poppin' at you ♪

1724
01:13:11,875 --> 01:13:13,333
♪ They say, "You basic" ♪

1725
01:13:13,417 --> 01:13:14,500
♪ I flooded the Rollie
with diamonds ♪

1726
01:13:14,583 --> 01:13:15,917
♪ I flooded the Patek
and bracelet ♪

1727
01:13:16,000 --> 01:13:17,375
♪ I got your bitch
and she naked ♪

1728
01:13:17,458 --> 01:13:18,542
♪ Ice on the cake
when I bake it ♪

1729
01:13:18,625 --> 01:13:19,959
♪ I'm switchin' lanes
in the Range ♪

1730
01:13:20,041 --> 01:13:21,458
♪ Swap out the dick
for the brain ♪

1731
01:13:21,542 --> 01:13:22,583
♪ Swap out your bitch
for your main ♪

1732
01:13:22,667 --> 01:13:24,041
♪ Swap out the trap
for the fame ♪

1733
01:13:24,125 --> 01:13:25,750
♪ Ice on them Cardi B
Cartier frames, bitch ♪

1734
01:13:25,834 --> 01:13:27,166
♪ Your bitch wanna party
with Cardi ♪

1735
01:13:27,250 --> 01:13:29,041
♪ Cartier Bardi in a 'Rari ♪

1736
01:13:29,125 --> 01:13:31,166
♪ Diamonds all over my body,
shinin' all over my body ♪

1737
01:13:31,250 --> 01:13:32,625
♪ Cardi got your bitch
on Molly ♪

1738
01:13:32,709 --> 01:13:33,875
♪ Bitch, you ain't gang,
you lame ♪

1739
01:13:33,959 --> 01:13:35,458
♪ Bentley truck
lane to lane ♪

1740
01:13:35,542 --> 01:13:37,458
♪ Blow out the brain,
I go insane, insane ♪

1741
01:13:37,542 --> 01:13:38,834
♪ I drop a check
on the chain ♪

1742
01:13:38,917 --> 01:13:40,333
♪ Fuck up a check
in the Flame ♪

1743
01:13:40,417 --> 01:13:41,625
♪ Cardi took your man,
you upset, uh ♪

1744
01:13:41,709 --> 01:13:43,583
♪ Cardi got rich,
they upset, yeah ♪

1745
01:13:43,667 --> 01:13:45,083
♪ Cardi put the pussy
on Offset ♪

1746
01:13:45,166 --> 01:13:46,709
♪ Cartier,
Cardi B brain on Offset ♪

1747
01:13:46,792 --> 01:13:48,375
♪ Cardi took your man,
you upset, uh ♪

1748
01:13:48,458 --> 01:13:50,083
♪ Cardi got rich,
they upset, yeah ♪

1749
01:13:50,166 --> 01:13:51,875
♪ Cardi put the pussy
on Offset ♪

1750
01:13:51,959 --> 01:13:53,125
♪ Cardi B brain on Offset ♪

1751
01:13:53,208 --> 01:13:54,166
Whoo-whoo-whoo!

1752
01:13:54,250 --> 01:13:56,208
[DJ] AVN, make some noise
for Cardi B!

1753
01:13:56,291 --> 01:13:59,166
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

1754
01:13:59,250 --> 01:14:01,625
[CARDI B] Sexy ladies.

1755
01:14:02,583 --> 01:14:04,375
- Ay.
- [DJ] Say what?

1756
01:14:04,458 --> 01:14:06,959
♪ Said little bitch,
you can't fuck with me ♪

1757
01:14:07,041 --> 01:14:08,625
♪ If you wanted to ♪

1758
01:14:08,709 --> 01:14:10,500
♪ These expensive,
these is red bottoms ♪

1759
01:14:10,583 --> 01:14:12,125
♪ These is bloody shoes ♪

1760
01:14:12,208 --> 01:14:14,333
♪ Hit the store,
I can get 'em both ♪

1761
01:14:14,417 --> 01:14:15,959
♪ I don't wanna choose ♪

1762
01:14:16,041 --> 01:14:18,125
♪ And I'm quick,
cut a nigga off ♪

1763
01:14:18,208 --> 01:14:20,625
♪ So don't get comfortable,
look ♪

1764
01:14:20,709 --> 01:14:24,417
♪ I don't dance now,
I make money move ♪

1765
01:14:24,500 --> 01:14:27,750
♪ Say I don't gotta dance,
I make money move ♪

1766
01:14:27,834 --> 01:14:29,583
♪ If I see you
and I don't speak ♪

1767
01:14:29,667 --> 01:14:31,500
♪ That means
I don't fuck with you ♪

1768
01:14:31,583 --> 01:14:33,250
♪ I'm a boss, you a worker ♪

1769
01:14:33,333 --> 01:14:34,917
- ♪ Bitch ♪
- ♪ I make bloody moves ♪

1770
01:14:35,000 --> 01:14:37,291
♪ Now she say she
gon' do what to who ♪

1771
01:14:37,375 --> 01:14:38,834
♪ Let's find out and see ♪

1772
01:14:38,917 --> 01:14:41,291
♪ Cardi B, you know
where I'm at ♪

1773
01:14:41,375 --> 01:14:42,750
♪ You know where I be ♪

1774
01:14:42,834 --> 01:14:44,834
♪ You in the club
just to party ♪

1775
01:14:44,917 --> 01:14:46,750
♪ I'm there,
I get paid a fee ♪

1776
01:14:46,834 --> 01:14:48,792
♪ I be in and out
them banks so much ♪

1777
01:14:48,875 --> 01:14:50,667
♪ I know they're tired of me ♪

1778
01:14:50,750 --> 01:14:52,333
♪ Honestly, don't give
a fuck ♪

1779
01:14:52,417 --> 01:14:54,291
♪ 'Bout who in front of me ♪

1780
01:14:54,375 --> 01:14:56,041
♪ Dropped two mixtapes
in six months ♪

1781
01:14:56,125 --> 01:14:57,625
♪ What bitch working
as hard as me ♪

1782
01:14:57,709 --> 01:14:59,041
- [DJ] No one!
- ♪ I don't bother ♪

1783
01:14:59,125 --> 01:15:00,375
♪ With these hos ♪

1784
01:15:00,458 --> 01:15:01,750
♪ Don't let these hos
bother me ♪

1785
01:15:01,834 --> 01:15:03,750
♪ They see pictures,
they say goals ♪

1786
01:15:03,834 --> 01:15:05,542
- ♪ Bitch ♪
- [DJ] One, two, three!

1787
01:15:05,625 --> 01:15:06,583
- Turn up!
- ♪ Look, I might just chill ♪

1788
01:15:06,667 --> 01:15:08,083
♪ In some BAPE ♪

1789
01:15:08,166 --> 01:15:09,458
♪ I might just chill
with your boo ♪

1790
01:15:09,542 --> 01:15:10,750
♪ I might just feel
on your babe ♪

1791
01:15:10,834 --> 01:15:12,208
♪ My pussy feel like a lake ♪

1792
01:15:12,291 --> 01:15:13,166
♪ He wanna swim
with his face ♪

1793
01:15:13,250 --> 01:15:15,125
♪ I'm like, "Okay" ♪

1794
01:15:15,208 --> 01:15:17,458
♪ I let him get what he want,
he buy me Yves Saint Laurent ♪

1795
01:15:17,542 --> 01:15:19,583
♪ And the new whip,
when I go fast as a horse ♪

1796
01:15:19,667 --> 01:15:21,250
♪ I got the pump
in the trunk ♪

1797
01:15:21,333 --> 01:15:23,166
♪ I'm the hottest
in the street ♪

1798
01:15:23,250 --> 01:15:24,917
♪ Know you probably
heard of me ♪

1799
01:15:25,000 --> 01:15:26,792
♪ Got a bag
and fixed my teeth ♪

1800
01:15:26,875 --> 01:15:28,834
♪ Hope you hos know
it ain't cheap ♪

1801
01:15:28,917 --> 01:15:30,583
♪ And I pay my mama bills ♪

1802
01:15:30,667 --> 01:15:32,625
♪ I ain't got
no time to chill ♪

1803
01:15:32,709 --> 01:15:34,333
♪ Think these hos
be mad at me ♪

1804
01:15:34,417 --> 01:15:36,458
♪ Their baby father
run a bill ♪

1805
01:15:36,542 --> 01:15:37,500
- Whoo-whoo-whoo-whoo.
- ♪ Said little bitch ♪

1806
01:15:37,583 --> 01:15:39,125
♪ You can't fuck with me ♪

1807
01:15:39,208 --> 01:15:40,709
♪ If you wanted to ♪

1808
01:15:40,792 --> 01:15:42,583
♪ These expensive,
these is red bottoms ♪

1809
01:15:42,667 --> 01:15:44,166
♪ These is bloody shoes ♪

1810
01:15:44,250 --> 01:15:46,500
♪ Hit the store,
I can get 'em both ♪

1811
01:15:46,583 --> 01:15:48,041
♪ I don't wanna choose ♪

1812
01:15:48,125 --> 01:15:50,250
♪ And I'm quick,
cut a nigga off ♪

1813
01:15:50,333 --> 01:15:52,959
♪ So don't get comfortable,
look ♪

1814
01:15:53,041 --> 01:15:56,500
♪ I don't dance now,
I make money move ♪

1815
01:15:56,583 --> 01:15:59,792
♪ Say I don't gotta dance,
I make money move ♪

1816
01:15:59,875 --> 01:16:01,542
♪ If I see you
and I don't speak ♪

1817
01:16:01,625 --> 01:16:03,417
♪ That means
I don't fuck with you ♪

1818
01:16:03,500 --> 01:16:05,291
♪ I'm a boss, you a worker ♪

1819
01:16:05,375 --> 01:16:07,542
- ♪ Bitch ♪
- ♪ I make bloody moves ♪

1820
01:16:07,625 --> 01:16:11,667
Wet-pussy bitches
and big-dick motherfuckers,

1821
01:16:11,750 --> 01:16:15,083
get your asses up here
right now!

1822
01:16:15,166 --> 01:16:16,917
Right now!

1823
01:16:17,000 --> 01:16:19,875
<i>♪ ♪</i>

1824
01:16:19,959 --> 01:16:22,000
Yes! Yes.

1825
01:16:22,083 --> 01:16:23,542
Yes, yes.

1826
01:16:23,625 --> 01:16:25,583
- Marker.
- [CARDI B] Yes, yes, yes.

1827
01:16:25,667 --> 01:16:26,959
Take one.

1828
01:16:27,041 --> 01:16:28,041
I'm gonna choke again.
I can't do this anymore.

1829
01:16:28,125 --> 01:16:29,291
No, it's okay.

1830
01:16:29,375 --> 01:16:31,250
I cry at [INDISTINCT] guys.

1831
01:16:31,333 --> 01:16:32,917
I can't do this.

1832
01:16:33,000 --> 01:16:34,333
My mascara is running.

1833
01:16:34,417 --> 01:16:35,542
[LAUGHTER]

1834
01:16:35,625 --> 01:16:37,417
I don't know why.

1835
01:16:37,500 --> 01:16:39,041
What did you do wrong?

1836
01:16:39,125 --> 01:16:41,166
[DJ] Sexy ladies to the stage!

1837
01:16:41,250 --> 01:16:42,500
Are those bow ties?

1838
01:16:42,583 --> 01:16:44,208
Those are... yeah, sure.

1839
01:16:44,291 --> 01:16:45,542
They're bow ties.

1840
01:16:45,625 --> 01:16:46,959
Wow, they really
match your beads.

1841
01:16:47,041 --> 01:16:47,917
- Don't they?
- Oh...

1842
01:16:48,000 --> 01:16:49,083
[LAUGHS]

1843
01:16:49,166 --> 01:16:50,667
Oh, shit!

1844
01:16:50,750 --> 01:16:52,166
How are you holding your mic?

1845
01:16:52,250 --> 01:16:55,208
With my dick.

1846
01:16:55,291 --> 01:16:56,959
[DREDD] Grab that beast.

1847
01:16:57,041 --> 01:16:59,208
[GASPS]

1848
01:16:59,291 --> 01:17:02,792
[ALL SHOUT EXCITEDLY]

1849
01:17:02,875 --> 01:17:05,125
[DJ] Let's go,
let's go, let's go now.

1850
01:17:05,208 --> 01:17:10,125
<i>♪ ♪</i>

1851
01:17:10,208 --> 01:17:13,125
[NO AUDIBLE DIALOGUE]

1852
01:17:13,208 --> 01:17:14,083
[DJ] Come on!

1853
01:17:14,166 --> 01:17:15,667
<i>♪ ♪</i>

1854
01:17:15,750 --> 01:17:16,667
- Oh, goodness.
- Om-yum-yum-yum-yum.

1855
01:17:16,750 --> 01:17:18,083
Here, I can titty-fuck you.

1856
01:17:18,166 --> 01:17:20,125
I don't wanna cave
your chest in.

1857
01:17:20,208 --> 01:17:23,083
♪ Smooth music ♪

1858
01:17:23,166 --> 01:17:25,333
<i>♪ ♪</i>